The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20269. | Eli (ejgarey) | 71.59 | 97% | 2017-11-18 |
| 20270. | Bartek (mecanttype) | 71.59 | 96% | 2018-03-07 |
| 20271. | BC (thunderthud) | 71.59 | 98% | 2014-02-14 |
| 20272. | Daniel (postedwp805) | 71.59 | 96% | 2012-09-24 |
| 20273. | Giraffe (nguyenkhacduc) | 71.59 | 98% | 2016-04-17 |
| 20274. | V (honen) | 71.59 | 96% | 2018-10-31 |
| 20275. | glorb (rahrahrah) | 71.58 | 95% | 2023-05-18 |
| 20276. | Said (said003) | 71.58 | 96% | 2022-12-27 |
| 20277. | Robin (robinfj) | 71.58 | 94% | 2014-05-09 |
| 20278. | ptspiker (ptspiker) | 71.58 | 95% | 2017-03-29 |
| 20279. | Young (youngson) | 71.58 | 92% | 2016-11-14 |
| 20280. | Robin (redholm) | 71.58 | 93% | 2016-12-02 |
| 20281. | Matthew (andthatsit) | 71.57 | 97% | 2022-12-27 |
| 20282. | silver (sasori) | 71.57 | — | 2008-12-14 |
| 20283. | Ole (rxmbo) | 71.57 | 92% | 2014-12-30 |
| 20284. | x (xyzxyz) | 71.57 | 96% | 2013-08-21 |
| 20285. | Tomas (teemoh) | 71.56 | 93% | 2013-11-28 |
| 20286. | Rahul (rsrahul1000) | 71.56 | 97% | 2021-06-08 |
| 20287. | Nicolai (nicolaiep) | 71.56 | 97% | 2021-01-26 |
| 20288. | x (sealnot123) | 71.56 | 98% | 2021-06-12 |
| 20289. | Jon (jbville33) | 71.56 | 95% | 2014-08-22 |
| 20290. | wilson (theriyucky) | 71.56 | — | 2010-10-23 |
| 20291. | Samadhan Jadhav (samadhan) | 71.55 | 89% | 2016-07-29 |
| 20292. | nesco (robsub0905) | 71.55 | 96% | 2023-04-26 |
| 20293. | Griffin (speedyboi4506) | 71.55 | 97% | 2020-11-16 |
| 20294. | Destros (destros) | 71.55 | 98% | 2020-11-19 |
| 20295. | thu (lesinh) | 71.55 | — | 2010-07-19 |
| 20296. | Satish (satishsha19) | 71.55 | 95% | 2011-05-06 |
| 20297. | Purple (komnambongo) | 71.55 | 95% | 2019-01-08 |
| 20298. | Rolf (epostenmin) | 71.55 | 90% | 2014-12-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |