With age comes insecurity, embarrassment, and tragedy, increasing fear of growing old and lonely. I said I'd put on my dancing shoes but I've got two left feet and no good moves and the pretty girls found cooler kids than me. So I sat and waited patiently until the day I'd finally be asked, but it never came.
—from Everybody's Dancing and I Want to Die, a song by Deaf Havana
Active since August 31, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2504. | Alexander (2005alexg) | 111.39 | 99% | 2019-05-02 |
| 2505. | caleb (armada11) | 111.38 | 99% | 2019-11-03 |
| 2506. | Darren (thetardis123) | 111.38 | 98% | 2025-01-01 |
| 2507. | skete (skete) | 111.38 | 98% | 2022-10-25 |
| 2508. | Andy (andyzhang50) | 111.38 | 98.8% | 2021-02-19 |
| 2509. | pineapple💩 (rocketsman) | 111.37 | 99% | 2017-09-18 |
| 2510. | ROCKET (sleep11) | 111.36 | 98.8% | 2024-11-12 |
| 2511. | Martin (martinwong) | 111.36 | 99% | 2023-05-07 |
| 2512. | bboyjrad (bboyjrad) | 111.35 | 99% | 2023-03-31 |
| 2513. | woonhoon (woonhoon) | 111.34 | 97% | 2025-08-23 |
| 2514. | Ivan (idjuric) | 111.34 | 97% | 2021-11-14 |
| 2515. | neo_gizmo_colemak (neo_gizm... | 111.32 | 97% | 2025-07-16 |
| 2516. | 🍂 (zess709) | 111.32 | 97% | 2022-12-23 |
| 2517. | Gregory (flashftw96) | 111.31 | 98% | 2022-01-05 |
| 2518. | John (g_fuel) | 111.31 | 100% | 2023-02-08 |
| 2519. | Saucey (sauceypickles) | 111.31 | 97% | 2021-03-16 |
| 2520. | ENLIGHTENED MAC USER (tedty... | 111.30 | 98.8% | 2024-09-20 |
| 2521. | Theodor (theodor_i) | 111.30 | 98.2% | 2024-03-09 |
| 2522. | Al (quicksilver95) | 111.30 | 98% | 2020-01-10 |
| 2523. | A (ando8) | 111.29 | 98% | 2019-01-12 |
| 2524. | amoz r (amoz11) | 111.28 | 97% | 2021-11-12 |
| 2525. | Tommy (jymmot) | 111.28 | 98% | 2019-10-07 |
| 2526. | Zeeshan (nioprosc) | 111.28 | 98% | 2022-07-11 |
| 2527. | Husky (husky_d) | 111.27 | 99.1% | 2024-09-21 |
| 2528. | Sean (wingless8ird) | 111.27 | 99% | 2023-02-11 |
| 2529. | anawar (anawarawm) | 111.27 | 97% | 2017-09-16 |
| 2530. | arjun (arjunvor) | 111.26 | 98% | 2024-05-14 |
| 2531. | 395 ad. (ypri1) | 111.26 | 100% | 2021-01-07 |
| 2532. | johnmon (jmonson2) | 111.26 | 98% | 2022-05-07 |
| 2533. | Alec (supperz1) | 111.25 | 98.8% | 2024-08-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 41,873 | 83.42 | August 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 53 | 101.45 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 93.16 | May 3, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 2 | 97.97 | May 24, 2022 |