So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31508. | 💩 (jahangiralam) | 50.25 | 96% | 2018-09-25 |
| 31509. | Shaddii (shaddii) | 50.24 | 81% | 2014-01-01 |
| 31510. | nguyá»…n quang (tieuphongvt) | 50.24 | — | 2010-05-27 |
| 31511. | Garrett (joejoefriez) | 50.23 | 85% | 2016-11-14 |
| 31512. | Lance (irtenda) | 50.23 | 96.8% | 2021-02-27 |
| 31513. | Hmz (hamzagoulmim) | 50.23 | 95% | 2020-05-25 |
| 31514. | rane [dvorak] (rane) | 50.23 | — | 2011-03-19 |
| 31515. | Nona (nona_ponii) | 50.23 | 93% | 2015-07-01 |
| 31516. | katherine (kate3670) | 50.23 | 96% | 2013-08-31 |
| 31517. | Harshit (harshu19) | 50.22 | 96% | 2021-11-22 |
| 31518. | (zen_diablo) | 50.22 | 96% | 2021-02-05 |
| 31519. | Luis (santiapodaca) | 50.22 | 94% | 2014-09-05 |
| 31520. | john (kingtypemaster) | 50.22 | 93% | 2014-04-29 |
| 31521. | timothy (tim3452) | 50.21 | 94% | 2012-02-08 |
| 31522. | tigger (titbit) | 50.21 | 93% | 2011-05-30 |
| 31523. | Tasha (tashababii) | 50.21 | — | 2010-08-11 |
| 31524. | Amin (aminarman) | 50.20 | 95% | 2019-05-02 |
| 31525. | dantheman27 (dantheman8529) | 50.20 | 93% | 2021-08-09 |
| 31526. | Af (aa53168) | 50.20 | 97% | 2014-03-19 |
| 31527. | ted (tedted) | 50.20 | — | 2009-12-24 |
| 31528. | Marko (kosmar) | 50.20 | — | 2008-12-26 |
| 31529. | Ansar (gansarxd) | 50.19 | 93% | 2016-05-07 |
| 31530. | Vincent (vincentvz) | 50.19 | 97% | 2017-12-19 |
| 31531. | Cristina (cristina24) | 50.19 | 95% | 2013-02-15 |
| 31532. | LAM (arsenal) | 50.19 | — | 2009-12-30 |
| 31533. | Juan MarÃa (bellpi) | 50.18 | 96% | 2012-02-02 |
| 31534. | Chloe (yfishmoony) | 50.18 | — | 2010-09-13 |
| 31535. | D. D. Bird (indiedeme) | 50.17 | 96% | 2016-03-28 |
| 31536. | Victoria (vicksun) | 50.17 | 97% | 2020-11-24 |
| 31537. | MarcMarc (marc_marc_marc) | 50.17 | 94.2% | 2021-03-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |