So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30848. | (brux) | 50.26 | — | 2008-11-30 |
| 30849. | (riderbaba) | 50.25 | 96% | 2023-06-10 |
| 30850. | Frank (mrzitrojr) | 50.25 | 93% | 2014-10-08 |
| 30851. | (jahangiralam) | 50.25 | 96% | 2018-09-25 |
| 30852. | Shaddii (shaddii) | 50.24 | 81% | 2014-01-01 |
| 30853. | (tieuphongvt) | 50.24 | — | 2010-05-27 |
| 30854. | Garrett (joejoefriez) | 50.23 | 85% | 2016-11-14 |
| 30855. | Lance (irtenda) | 50.23 | 96.8% | 2021-02-27 |
| 30856. | Hmz (hamzagoulmim) | 50.23 | 95% | 2020-05-25 |
| 30857. | Nona (nona_ponii) | 50.23 | 93% | 2015-07-01 |
| 30858. | katherine (kate3670) | 50.23 | 96% | 2013-08-31 |
| 30859. | Harshit (harshu19) | 50.22 | 96% | 2021-11-22 |
| 30860. | (santiapodaca) | 50.22 | 94% | 2014-09-05 |
| 30861. | john (kingtypemaster) | 50.22 | 93% | 2014-04-29 |
| 30862. | (tim3452) | 50.21 | 94% | 2012-02-08 |
| 30863. | tigger (titbit) | 50.21 | 93% | 2011-05-30 |
| 30864. | (dantheman8529) | 50.20 | 93% | 2021-08-09 |
| 30865. | (aa53168) | 50.20 | 97% | 2014-03-19 |
| 30866. | ted (tedted) | 50.20 | — | 2009-12-24 |
| 30867. | (kosmar) | 50.20 | — | 2008-12-26 |
| 30868. | Ansar (gansarxd) | 50.19 | 93% | 2016-05-07 |
| 30869. | (vincentvz) | 50.19 | 97% | 2017-12-19 |
| 30870. | (cristina24) | 50.19 | 95% | 2013-02-15 |
| 30871. | (arsenal) | 50.19 | — | 2009-12-30 |
| 30872. | Juan María (bellpi) | 50.18 | 96% | 2012-02-02 |
| 30873. | Chloe (yfishmoony) | 50.18 | — | 2010-09-13 |
| 30874. | (indiedeme) | 50.17 | 96% | 2016-03-28 |
| 30875. | Victoria (vicksun) | 50.17 | 97% | 2020-11-24 |
| 30876. | (marc_marc_marc) | 50.17 | 94.2% | 2021-03-03 |
| 30877. | Steffen (fellroy) | 50.17 | 98% | 2018-12-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |