The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28714. | Taz Oldaker (toldaker) | 66.39 | 98% | 2024-11-10 |
| 28715. | Mogoyombi (mogoyombi) | 66.39 | — | 2010-11-07 |
| 28716. | Kfir (kfirla) | 66.39 | 94% | 2012-06-08 |
| 28717. | Kiang (dodadoa) | 66.39 | 96% | 2016-06-20 |
| 28718. | Rookie (rookietype_) | 66.38 | 94.5% | 2025-01-19 |
| 28719. | ReverseDog (makes_sense) | 66.38 | 95% | 2025-01-22 |
| 28720. | frustrated dude (outlookcon... | 66.38 | 98% | 2024-10-06 |
| 28721. | Rysof (rysof04_) | 66.38 | 94.6% | 2024-11-11 |
| 28722. | Ayzee (ayzee_) | 66.38 | 97% | 2024-10-17 |
| 28723. | G33e (g33e) | 66.38 | 96% | 2024-03-30 |
| 28724. | Drace (drace_0324) | 66.38 | 94% | 2019-09-15 |
| 28725. | Suven (psuv) | 66.38 | 99% | 2025-12-14 |
| 28726. | JP (cryoblivious) | 66.38 | 95% | 2020-08-23 |
| 28727. | Thanh Canh (zuizui_123) | 66.38 | 91% | 2014-05-23 |
| 28728. | prithvi (vihanvek) | 66.38 | 90% | 2012-01-14 |
| 28729. | Penny (penny6) | 66.38 | 96% | 2015-02-17 |
| 28730. | Bryce (hello_scrubs) | 66.37 | 96% | 2025-02-05 |
| 28731. | Kulangot (asdasd213) | 66.37 | 96% | 2023-09-05 |
| 28732. | Shin (overgeared_god_grid) | 66.37 | 96% | 2021-11-10 |
| 28733. | James (yeuyeu4sho) | 66.37 | 95% | 2022-03-30 |
| 28734. | Megaracer BTW (erkytyper) | 66.37 | 97% | 2021-03-03 |
| 28735. | Joseph (tedoworks) | 66.37 | 95% | 2021-02-25 |
| 28736. | mike (manarazer) | 66.37 | 95% | 2012-01-08 |
| 28737. | Jen (jenoglo) | 66.37 | 94% | 2013-11-20 |
| 28738. | Ong (ong_) | 66.36 | 97% | 2024-09-25 |
| 28739. | Serhii (serhii_cho) | 66.36 | 97% | 2021-03-01 |
| 28740. | Bryce (bryce_9_fingers) | 66.36 | 97.2% | 2023-12-25 |
| 28741. | Nejrychlejsi (vire001) | 66.36 | 97% | 2020-11-16 |
| 28742. | asdfgabbyy (asdfgabbyy) | 66.36 | 95% | 2025-11-12 |
| 28743. | Ancient (ancientone7) | 66.36 | 95% | 2022-07-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |