The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3936. | Mazzy (baylon) | 59.15 | 96% | 2015-05-31 |
| 3937. | thuytinh (hoathuytinhst12) | 59.14 | — | 2010-06-13 |
| 3938. | Myleesia (myleesia) | 59.14 | — | 2011-04-02 |
| 3939. | mhee (hangzoon) | 59.13 | 95% | 2017-12-26 |
| 3940. | Poonummie (poonummie) | 59.13 | 92% | 2016-01-28 |
| 3941. | pico (picowei) | 59.13 | — | 2009-05-19 |
| 3942. | mohammed (mohammedtowaileb) | 59.13 | 96% | 2015-01-04 |
| 3943. | Cao (beckkhung) | 59.13 | — | 2008-10-29 |
| 3944. | Salman (salmanjalali87) | 59.13 | 93% | 2015-01-25 |
| 3945. | JayVee (jayvee1337) | 59.13 | 93% | 2017-09-28 |
| 3946. | PrPr (jas6429) | 59.13 | 95% | 2012-05-08 |
| 3947. | Gretchen (goslund) | 59.13 | — | 2011-01-03 |
| 3948. | Jung (junggy) | 59.12 | 81% | 2014-01-28 |
| 3949. | Exciter (taluvn) | 59.12 | 94% | 2011-08-25 |
| 3950. | ig: erik_toledoo (pepegacha... | 59.12 | 97% | 2021-01-19 |
| 3951. | chewbacca (chewbacca) | 59.12 | — | 2009-05-12 |
| 3952. | Vishnu (vishnu6174) | 59.11 | 96% | 2021-07-15 |
| 3953. | Rift (rifterk) | 59.11 | 94% | 2022-12-19 |
| 3954. | Ariel (firefingersss) | 59.11 | 94% | 2020-09-09 |
| 3955. | DDC (ddcdalamance) | 59.11 | 97% | 2013-01-13 |
| 3956. | boaz (boaz) | 59.11 | — | 2010-01-19 |
| 3957. | Ted [Dvorak] (tedm) | 59.11 | — | 2011-01-25 |
| 3958. | Raheel (pakistan) | 59.11 | 94% | 2013-06-10 |
| 3959. | Michael (gaiden) | 59.11 | 91% | 2012-05-07 |
| 3960. | Pekka (fereal) | 59.11 | 90% | 2016-12-06 |
| 3961. | boop (holloww) | 59.10 | 96% | 2017-09-07 |
| 3962. | ridicolos (ridicolos) | 59.10 | 95.9% | 2021-02-27 |
| 3963. | Cami (chamomile) | 59.10 | 99% | 2014-12-26 |
| 3964. | Long (wesleylong) | 59.10 | 96.3% | 2021-02-06 |
| 3965. | Jamal (void111) | 59.10 | 95% | 2020-11-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |