Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2053. | Bleh (entropian) | 85.29 | 100% | 2019-02-20 |
| 2054. | ಠ_ರೃ Don Vito (nerdyn... | 85.27 | 99% | 2018-03-30 |
| 2055. | Taylor (taylorcuber717) | 85.26 | 97% | 2020-06-12 |
| 2056. | naviman (naviman) | 85.25 | 98% | 2018-08-04 |
| 2057. | Trevor (trev0rk) | 85.25 | 99% | 2020-01-16 |
| 2058. | Kristjan (krissimoney) | 85.24 | 97% | 2018-04-26 |
| 2059. | BRANDON (brandonismlglol) | 85.22 | 97% | 2017-09-09 |
| 2060. | Daverson (nissenesmo) | 85.22 | 98% | 2017-09-09 |
| 2061. | Denny (shizkr) | 85.22 | 99% | 2020-07-12 |
| 2062. | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (sarsippius) | 85.22 | 98% | 2017-09-24 |
| 2063. | Al (halowzy) | 85.21 | 99% | 2020-11-28 |
| 2064. | Kayle (takeasushi) | 85.20 | 96% | 2020-12-06 |
| 2065. | Chatham (cala95) | 85.17 | 98% | 2020-10-29 |
| 2066. | Michael (michaelshahin2) | 85.17 | 95% | 2017-10-18 |
| 2067. | Everrey (everrey) | 85.16 | 96% | 2020-01-11 |
| 2068. | Mat (dro_id) | 85.15 | 97% | 2018-12-29 |
| 2069. | Roc (tecspeed) | 85.14 | 98% | 2019-07-14 |
| 2070. | Dawid (dresik) | 85.13 | 95% | 2018-08-30 |
| 2071. | Diego (ihyy) | 85.13 | 99% | 2017-09-05 |
| 2072. | adtfz (adityakun07) | 85.13 | 97% | 2017-09-03 |
| 2073. | j (swaggingpickle) | 85.13 | 97% | 2017-11-18 |
| 2074. | jsn (100herewego) | 85.11 | 96% | 2020-10-21 |
| 2075. | Matthew (twixinator) | 85.11 | 97% | 2019-12-17 |
| 2076. | Chris (big_z) | 85.09 | 97% | 2018-04-07 |
| 2077. | Vlatzki (vlatzki) | 85.06 | 97% | 2019-08-30 |
| 2078. | Raz (lotanraz) | 85.06 | 96% | 2017-07-19 |
| 2079. | T^T (asylumchess) | 85.04 | 96% | 2018-08-09 |
| 2080. | h (justhurryupandmakemyacco... | 85.02 | 96% | 2018-05-13 |
| 2081. | jack (jackracer23) | 85.02 | 96% | 2018-06-03 |
| 2082. | Marco (marc7202) | 85.01 | 98% | 2018-08-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |