I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3166. | Daniela (danirmz) | 71.40 | 95% | 2023-10-09 |
| 3167. | Florida (0007starfish) | 71.38 | 98% | 2024-07-24 |
| 3168. | SImo (__simo__) | 71.36 | 95.6% | 2024-05-07 |
| 3169. | Jamie (cadman6) | 71.34 | 95.7% | 2023-09-07 |
| 3170. | dani (danisirico) | 71.34 | 97% | 2024-02-29 |
| 3171. | Renio Javen (underdeveloped) | 71.33 | 93% | 2024-07-20 |
| 3172. | BLueballs (neotitanium) | 71.24 | 95% | 2024-12-11 |
| 3173. | akumu (xakumu) | 71.23 | 95% | 2024-01-28 |
| 3174. | Low (low_eye_queue) | 71.17 | 95% | 2025-01-18 |
| 3175. | DarkestSentinel (darkestsen... | 71.16 | 95% | 2024-10-18 |
| 3176. | Baba Cheekuă (ajitsharma) | 71.16 | 98.6% | 2025-03-23 |
| 3177. | Omkar (omkar_12) | 71.13 | 95% | 2025-03-23 |
| 3178. | No mistakes (type_s) | 71.10 | 96.6% | 2024-05-22 |
| 3179. | OnYourLeft (on_your_left95) | 71.08 | 94.8% | 2024-08-19 |
| 3180. | altair (altairr) | 71.08 | 96% | 2025-09-06 |
| 3181. | Jongchan (bot_chan) | 70.95 | 98% | 2023-10-19 |
| 3182. | Mohit (techy_mohit) | 70.94 | 96% | 2024-05-19 |
| 3183. | codex (shadow_typer_53) | 70.87 | 95% | 2024-08-08 |
| 3184. | the_P_man (thepman) | 70.86 | 94.8% | 2024-11-13 |
| 3185. | DAS (tanjiro01) | 70.85 | 98.8% | 2023-11-08 |
| 3186. | wildebeest3 (wildebeest3) | 70.81 | 99% | 2025-06-05 |
| 3187. | Juan (jupalaja) | 70.80 | 97.1% | 2024-03-28 |
| 3188. | IyyakaDzalfa (iyyakadzalfa) | 70.80 | 95% | 2023-10-08 |
| 3189. | Quan (quandool) | 70.79 | 96% | 2023-06-20 |
| 3190. | TwitBunny (twitbunny) | 70.78 | 96% | 2024-07-14 |
| 3191. | Aditya (aditya5991) | 70.75 | 96.7% | 2024-05-24 |
| 3192. | I type slow (alejandro_1) | 70.74 | 96.8% | 2023-09-18 |
| 3193. | Cory (nascar_nelson) | 70.72 | 97.4% | 2024-06-21 |
| 3194. | Xecom (xecom) | 70.71 | 96.4% | 2025-02-02 |
| 3195. | Avi (indonax) | 70.70 | 95.8% | 2024-04-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |