I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2647. | Kumar (kumar_thapa1) | 83.00 | 97.2% | 2023-09-25 |
| 2648. | Zhantore (belayed) | 83.00 | 95.6% | 2024-03-29 |
| 2649. | antoyol (antoyol) | 82.99 | 96.3% | 2023-06-20 |
| 2650. | twix (twixatschool) | 82.98 | 96% | 2025-11-10 |
| 2651. | Evoril (evoril) | 82.98 | 97.4% | 2023-11-24 |
| 2652. | Sajidul (sajidul) | 82.97 | 97% | 2024-08-12 |
| 2653. | jabroski (ritzuu) | 82.95 | 96.3% | 2024-03-29 |
| 2654. | Sir (sirfatfingers) | 82.95 | 96.9% | 2024-02-12 |
| 2655. | Aditya (aditya5991) | 82.93 | 97% | 2025-12-18 |
| 2656. | Alistair (futuresenator) | 82.92 | 97.7% | 2025-03-13 |
| 2657. | Nikita (akulmasta) | 82.89 | 97% | 2024-02-29 |
| 2658. | jung tia (jungkt) | 82.89 | 95.6% | 2024-03-17 |
| 2659. | (ventbrise) | 82.88 | 95.6% | 2023-08-30 |
| 2660. | ThuloDai (racer1999) | 82.87 | 98% | 2024-05-18 |
| 2661. | Predelnik (shadydealer) | 82.86 | 97% | 2023-06-25 |
| 2662. | d.phuong (juliap) | 82.86 | 95.4% | 2024-04-07 |
| 2663. | technonecro (technonecro) | 82.84 | 97% | 2026-01-05 |
| 2664. | vic (vikk1234) | 82.84 | 96.4% | 2025-01-28 |
| 2665. | Mashrur (mashrurhossain) | 82.81 | 95.1% | 2024-04-15 |
| 2666. | Bobbo (bobboonthecobbo) | 82.81 | 98% | 2024-05-14 |
| 2667. | rodnee (rodneee) | 82.79 | 96.4% | 2023-11-05 |
| 2668. | rhys (_rhyun) | 82.78 | 97% | 2023-07-13 |
| 2669. | AK (alphakappa) | 82.78 | 96% | 2026-02-03 |
| 2670. | Lmaoliet (lmaoliet1990) | 82.75 | 97% | 2024-04-14 |
| 2671. | Jason (jdenny1224) | 82.74 | 99% | 2025-09-29 |
| 2672. | memo (memost) | 82.74 | 97.6% | 2024-08-28 |
| 2673. | Fable (jewelsome) | 82.72 | 97.6% | 2024-03-28 |
| 2674. | deeptrout (deeptrout) | 82.71 | 98% | 2023-09-05 |
| 2675. | zombie typer (zombietyper2k) | 82.70 | 97.5% | 2023-07-08 |
| 2676. | Dhruv (papleshpappu) | 82.67 | 95.6% | 2024-02-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |