I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2483. | Timothy (adral) | 84.29 | 96.6% | 2023-07-04 |
| 2484. | (typingmasterpro3) | 84.28 | 98% | 2024-02-06 |
| 2485. | (ambatukam321) | 84.27 | 96% | 2024-05-27 |
| 2486. | (lupovolk) | 84.27 | 96.3% | 2023-12-26 |
| 2487. | (javiebhop) | 84.24 | 97% | 2025-11-13 |
| 2488. | (joe_will_type) | 84.22 | 95% | 2025-02-18 |
| 2489. | Moses (moi_16) | 84.21 | 96% | 2025-07-10 |
| 2490. | ScoredHat (scoredhat) | 84.21 | 98% | 2023-10-19 |
| 2491. | (itsgam3tyme) | 84.21 | 97% | 2025-03-23 |
| 2492. | salutare (southsidedeathboy) | 84.20 | 97% | 2024-10-29 |
| 2493. | (realbayne) | 84.20 | 94.3% | 2024-01-15 |
| 2494. | (peanutakie) | 84.19 | 97% | 2025-03-14 |
| 2495. | Tom (mbappe_07) | 84.19 | 98% | 2023-10-30 |
| 2496. | (rakshasta) | 84.19 | 98% | 2023-05-02 |
| 2497. | (mahz44meow) | 84.18 | 97% | 2025-07-27 |
| 2498. | (jenniexyu) | 84.18 | 95% | 2023-12-21 |
| 2499. | (technolancer) | 84.16 | 97% | 2023-05-02 |
| 2500. | (thebrobecks) | 84.14 | 97% | 2025-02-27 |
| 2501. | (kickpushcoast) | 84.14 | 96% | 2025-08-13 |
| 2502. | (bmjskater) | 84.11 | 97% | 2024-09-11 |
| 2503. | Jusuf (kz99) | 84.11 | 99.2% | 2024-01-02 |
| 2504. | (exideon01) | 84.07 | 96% | 2023-06-13 |
| 2505. | (logged) | 84.05 | 98% | 2025-01-26 |
| 2506. | (chickennchii) | 84.03 | 94% | 2024-05-25 |
| 2507. | (kimbo1414) | 84.03 | 95.1% | 2024-02-02 |
| 2508. | (infernaldt) | 84.02 | 95% | 2025-03-01 |
| 2509. | (free_4_rides) | 84.02 | 98% | 2025-09-23 |
| 2510. | (white_hat_) | 84.01 | 96.9% | 2023-06-28 |
| 2511. | (xfoggys) | 83.99 | 95% | 2025-11-20 |
| 2512. | (aelius_qwerty2) | 83.96 | 97% | 2023-09-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |