The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26809. | Heshy (heshy) | 61.15 | 94% | 2011-08-03 |
| 26810. | Bro (flareon99) | 61.14 | 99% | 2020-10-12 |
| 26811. | thehiep (thehiep8x) | 61.14 | 96% | 2014-06-05 |
| 26812. | Woterek (woterek) | 61.14 | 91% | 2014-08-31 |
| 26813. | Rajat (rajat_naiya) | 61.14 | — | 2010-06-21 |
| 26814. | Aaron (redartist75) | 61.13 | 97% | 2021-01-27 |
| 26815. | john (remorth) | 61.13 | 94% | 2015-08-04 |
| 26816. | BrayBray (bigbossbyrdboy) | 61.12 | 96% | 2023-05-23 |
| 26817. | Gaurav (absurd_man) | 61.12 | 95% | 2021-10-04 |
| 26818. | Niko (gona01) | 61.12 | 98% | 2023-09-17 |
| 26819. | Kritu (kritu) | 61.12 | 97% | 2021-05-20 |
| 26820. | chad (chad111) | 61.12 | — | 2009-02-14 |
| 26821. | Richard (reng1848) | 61.11 | 96% | 2022-08-11 |
| 26822. | Erik (vofflan) | 61.11 | 95% | 2021-10-27 |
| 26823. | Kamen (kamen2) | 61.11 | 98% | 2021-12-19 |
| 26824. | T (tutteyfruttey) | 61.11 | — | 2010-12-15 |
| 26825. | Jonathan (fonsdal) | 61.10 | 95% | 2021-05-27 |
| 26826. | jjpjimmy (jjpjimmy) | 61.10 | 89% | 2013-02-06 |
| 26827. | Vince (vin_man101) | 61.10 | 92% | 2014-04-02 |
| 26828. | David (vortexc) | 61.10 | 95% | 2019-01-14 |
| 26829. | S (technicalguy) | 61.10 | — | 2010-05-16 |
| 26830. | Marwan (marshallown) | 61.09 | 97% | 2018-08-16 |
| 26831. | Ben (beepo22) | 61.09 | 96% | 2021-04-18 |
| 26832. | SLOTH (missymomo) | 61.09 | 89% | 2017-02-05 |
| 26833. | A (atree) | 61.09 | 95% | 2023-06-01 |
| 26834. | Ali (aliafg786) | 61.09 | 96% | 2022-02-12 |
| 26835. | Shiv (shivsimsh) | 61.09 | 96% | 2016-07-20 |
| 26836. | Jake (phantomtypist) | 61.08 | 90% | 2017-03-01 |
| 26837. | Katie (progress_2010) | 61.08 | — | 2010-03-19 |
| 26838. | ruattei (ehemz) | 61.08 | 96% | 2017-06-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |