The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29256. | James (jugglingking) | 54.87 | 90% | 2011-10-25 |
| 29257. | (quachgiaty) | 54.87 | 97% | 2017-09-16 |
| 29258. | Mehrshad (mehr74) | 54.87 | 94% | 2014-12-28 |
| 29259. | (jinaakko) | 54.86 | — | 2009-09-09 |
| 29260. | (jaketal) | 54.86 | 94% | 2021-04-21 |
| 29261. | (sean802) | 54.86 | — | 2011-01-02 |
| 29262. | Ethan (zshooter0077) | 54.85 | 96% | 2021-08-20 |
| 29263. | (vickyy) | 54.85 | — | 2010-07-02 |
| 29264. | (therewere3) | 54.84 | 96% | 2021-09-22 |
| 29265. | VietCommie (vietcommie) | 54.84 | 97% | 2017-02-28 |
| 29266. | (kumar02) | 54.83 | 95% | 2021-07-23 |
| 29267. | (typeracer11111) | 54.83 | 94% | 2012-06-10 |
| 29268. | (rhino1998) | 54.82 | 95% | 2018-02-24 |
| 29269. | Electro113 (electro113) | 54.82 | 93% | 2017-07-27 |
| 29270. | (johnearth) | 54.82 | — | 2011-04-04 |
| 29271. | (milkshakey) | 54.82 | 82% | 2014-05-02 |
| 29272. | Logan (vorbak) | 54.81 | 86% | 2016-05-30 |
| 29273. | (take88) | 54.81 | 90% | 2016-01-25 |
| 29274. | (techboy81) | 54.81 | — | 2011-04-14 |
| 29275. | (chibex276) | 54.80 | 95% | 2018-12-20 |
| 29276. | Zaki (menza_zm) | 54.80 | 93% | 2019-07-17 |
| 29277. | (superthin) | 54.80 | — | 2009-03-12 |
| 29278. | hantingbyte (hanting) | 54.80 | 95% | 2021-01-22 |
| 29279. | (ngoduyanh2812) | 54.80 | 95% | 2015-03-31 |
| 29280. | (masterdoughnut) | 54.79 | 95% | 2022-11-30 |
| 29281. | Vishwajeet Prasad (vishwaje... | 54.79 | 95% | 2021-09-14 |
| 29282. | can (hacciede) | 54.79 | — | 2010-12-04 |
| 29283. | Alaa Esam Abdo (alaaesam) | 54.79 | 88% | 2011-06-29 |
| 29284. | (lanemaxj39) | 54.78 | 96% | 2021-09-03 |
| 29285. | (lisaheartcats) | 54.78 | 96% | 2023-02-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |