I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2798. | Storm__23 (storm__23) | 79.61 | 95.5% | 2024-08-08 |
| 2799. | Othmane (boumediane1) | 79.60 | 95.9% | 2023-08-03 |
| 2800. | jae (jaep) | 79.59 | 96.9% | 2024-10-06 |
| 2801. | Tom (rubik1908) | 79.57 | 95.9% | 2024-05-04 |
| 2802. | rae (rae29) | 79.57 | 95.2% | 2024-04-16 |
| 2803. | ā (max_mustermann) | 79.54 | 97% | 2025-06-24 |
| 2804. | Lobsterš¦ (itisu127) | 79.54 | 94.4% | 2023-10-11 |
| 2805. | Mitchell (mitchell721) | 79.54 | 96.2% | 2024-06-26 |
| 2806. | pablo (pablo_rm1197) | 79.52 | 95.6% | 2023-06-29 |
| 2807. | George (hermionegeorge) | 79.50 | 96% | 2023-06-13 |
| 2808. | AA (aasniper20) | 79.50 | 96% | 2025-02-20 |
| 2809. | Dios (gembili666) | 79.49 | 97.2% | 2024-01-22 |
| 2810. | Shaswathan (shas16) | 79.46 | 97% | 2024-01-07 |
| 2811. | Danny (dann_gallium) | 79.46 | 97% | 2025-10-28 |
| 2812. | PR (mrprx) | 79.45 | 96.5% | 2023-09-14 |
| 2813. | ExciteByte (excitebyte) | 79.45 | 97% | 2023-07-14 |
| 2814. | Teayoumh (teayoumh) | 79.44 | 98% | 2025-06-28 |
| 2815. | Old Man Fingers (oldmanfing... | 79.43 | 97.9% | 2024-12-03 |
| 2816. | los (typossarevalid) | 79.43 | 97.6% | 2024-06-14 |
| 2817. | Jameson (jamesonmul) | 79.42 | 95% | 2024-10-08 |
| 2818. | levi (leviathan_307) | 79.39 | 96% | 2023-10-02 |
| 2819. | Loot3d (loot3d) | 79.38 | 97.6% | 2024-08-20 |
| 2820. | Billy (tryphlan) | 79.38 | 96% | 2025-08-23 |
| 2821. | Sabbir (sabbir_ahsan) | 79.36 | 98% | 2025-10-17 |
| 2822. | Ahmed Hanafy (ahmedhnafy) | 79.34 | 96% | 2025-08-06 |
| 2823. | Jayden (mytzep) | 79.32 | 95% | 2025-11-27 |
| 2824. | Cian (ashal99) | 79.31 | 95.7% | 2023-10-11 |
| 2825. | relak (nxthann) | 79.29 | 96% | 2023-04-19 |
| 2826. | R (treeondirt) | 79.26 | 97% | 2023-08-08 |
| 2827. | Abhishek (create_a_account) | 79.25 | 97.3% | 2023-06-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |