The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6659. | Lord Karnage (lord_karnage88) | 95.39 | 97% | 2013-07-06 |
| 6660. | invis (inviss) | 95.38 | 94.2% | 2023-11-23 |
| 6661. | Lautaro (lauta_qwerty) | 95.38 | 96.8% | 2024-07-22 |
| 6662. | Ronald (naiveronn) | 95.38 | 95% | 2013-10-13 |
| 6663. | bebe (bebene) | 95.38 | 96% | 2012-02-16 |
| 6664. | Lee (seamless) | 95.37 | 97% | 2022-06-24 |
| 6665. | Jia (icecoldpillow) | 95.37 | 98% | 2020-03-24 |
| 6666. | Ronnie (censeo) | 95.37 | — | 2010-12-16 |
| 6667. | Sky (n1johhner) | 95.36 | 97.6% | 2025-01-20 |
| 6668. | wing (edg3o) | 95.36 | 97% | 2022-06-15 |
| 6669. | Lawrence (loklein) | 95.36 | 97% | 2015-01-09 |
| 6670. | Frobist (frobist) | 95.36 | 95% | 2013-02-07 |
| 6671. | Nick (snuffyguggles) | 95.36 | 89% | 2015-05-15 |
| 6672. | dai types (daitypes) | 95.34 | 97.5% | 2025-01-27 |
| 6673. | Sonny (hx_triangular) | 95.34 | 98% | 2024-05-22 |
| 6674. | Bob (supergreaze) | 95.34 | 98.3% | 2021-02-23 |
| 6675. | Teayoumh (teayoumh) | 95.33 | 98.8% | 2025-04-11 |
| 6676. | Tomas (tmattia) | 95.33 | 97% | 2014-11-06 |
| 6677. | rofllex (rofllex) | 95.33 | 97% | 2024-04-09 |
| 6678. | W (weswanders) | 95.33 | 95% | 2013-12-10 |
| 6679. | D1 crashout (muffinmasta) | 95.32 | 97.2% | 2024-10-24 |
| 6680. | Said (surrenderordie) | 95.32 | 97% | 2023-05-28 |
| 6681. | David (bubberducky) | 95.31 | 92% | 2014-04-20 |
| 6682. | ocramka (ocramka1) | 95.31 | 98% | 2023-03-27 |
| 6683. | Nicholas (fryingpan) | 95.31 | 97% | 2025-02-03 |
| 6684. | JustJeT (justjet) | 95.31 | 91% | 2016-08-03 |
| 6685. | ChaserBD04 (chaserbd04) | 95.31 | 94% | 2014-01-31 |
| 6686. | Bob (splork) | 95.31 | 98% | 2020-05-15 |
| 6687. | Reigo (skillzilla) | 95.31 | 99% | 2014-01-26 |
| 6688. | Pontus (farmerpo) | 95.30 | 98% | 2021-05-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |