I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9336. | Roy (orangjibai) | 88.07 | 97% | 2021-07-06 |
| 9337. | Venkat (venkat423) | 88.07 | 98.1% | 2023-09-23 |
| 9338. | A_man (stay_safe) | 88.06 | 97.4% | 2023-09-09 |
| 9339. | lolololol (dontbecocky) | 88.06 | 95% | 2017-09-04 |
| 9340. | Aayush (whocaresbruh) | 88.06 | 97% | 2022-12-14 |
| 9341. | Marcus (x5starmodding) | 88.06 | 96% | 2019-11-15 |
| 9342. | egnaro (egnaro315) | 88.06 | 97% | 2019-07-04 |
| 9343. | Diesel (bizarrediesel) | 88.05 | 95% | 2025-10-09 |
| 9344. | Nathan (alteriffic) | 88.05 | 98.4% | 2023-08-08 |
| 9345. | eric (eric8) | 88.05 | 98% | 2021-04-06 |
| 9346. | Saurah (saurabhsagan) | 88.04 | 97% | 2022-08-22 |
| 9347. | Ornstein (eliggett) | 88.04 | 99% | 2021-11-27 |
| 9348. | Jeffrey (jeffrey7212) | 88.04 | 98% | 2019-07-31 |
| 9349. | Denec (denec) | 88.03 | 96% | 2025-08-13 |
| 9350. | C_King (c_king) | 88.03 | 95.2% | 2024-01-31 |
| 9351. | Jordy (mrollie) | 88.03 | 97% | 2018-08-22 |
| 9352. | Jonah (iamjonah) | 88.02 | 97% | 2020-02-23 |
| 9353. | Reaper (reaper_123) | 88.02 | 97% | 2022-12-04 |
| 9354. | Max (maxington) | 88.02 | 96.8% | 2023-10-21 |
| 9355. | Bean (benchen123) | 88.02 | 97% | 2020-07-28 |
| 9356. | Pink Guy (bleachuggr) | 88.02 | 94.5% | 2021-01-29 |
| 9357. | Teayoumh (teayoumh) | 88.02 | 97.4% | 2023-06-12 |
| 9358. | Genexyz (genexyz) | 88.01 | 98.4% | 2023-09-09 |
| 9359. | Tianyi (dreamatd) | 88.01 | 98% | 2025-09-11 |
| 9360. | keke (hpchco) | 88.01 | 96% | 2023-01-06 |
| 9361. | Said (saidenhide) | 88.01 | 97% | 2021-10-19 |
| 9362. | Janc (psyy1234) | 88.01 | 98% | 2018-07-29 |
| 9363. | Sunumbrella (sunumbrella) | 88.00 | 97.7% | 2025-05-16 |
| 9364. | Bill (destroyer_2) | 88.00 | 97% | 2025-07-16 |
| 9365. | Jalen (dabesttypr) | 88.00 | 97% | 2023-01-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |