And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4537. | (drummerjacob) | 113.60 | 95% | 2013-09-21 |
| 4538. | Sydney (sydneykimbell) | 113.59 | 99% | 2021-08-13 |
| 4539. | Redfox (thegreatredfox) | 113.58 | 100% | 2019-04-05 |
| 4540. | Victor (potatoloh228) | 113.57 | 94% | 2015-04-25 |
| 4541. | reckless (wmcbbyld) | 113.57 | 100% | 2022-03-17 |
| 4542. | (mr_hyde) | 113.57 | — | 2008-11-15 |
| 4543. | (2cgucdhk) | 113.57 | 99% | 2020-07-09 |
| 4544. | (jollyimpulse) | 113.57 | 100% | 2022-03-03 |
| 4545. | (ogjstrawberry) | 113.57 | 98% | 2019-05-16 |
| 4546. | (terrillble) | 113.57 | 95% | 2016-09-15 |
| 4547. | (elfer2k) | 113.57 | 98% | 2013-03-05 |
| 4548. | (alpha800) | 113.56 | 97% | 2013-11-28 |
| 4549. | (birdsofrhia) | 113.56 | 98% | 2012-03-10 |
| 4550. | Lava (rocky008) | 113.56 | — | 2010-11-12 |
| 4551. | Not (canuck) | 113.56 | — | 2010-11-08 |
| 4552. | Atilla (blueatillalonny) | 113.56 | 92% | 2013-05-31 |
| 4553. | Stephen (teamjunior) | 113.55 | 97% | 2016-08-21 |
| 4554. | (nq_neilprangko) | 113.55 | 97% | 2022-03-02 |
| 4555. | Liwamster (liwamster15) | 113.55 | 99% | 2021-04-30 |
| 4556. | TooTired (oturan11) | 113.54 | 99% | 2021-07-21 |
| 4557. | Nick (mashingbackspace) | 113.54 | 97% | 2023-05-03 |
| 4558. | (roboticies) | 113.54 | 98% | 2023-08-02 |
| 4559. | (ujederdhesi) | 113.54 | 97% | 2013-05-31 |
| 4560. | (mpdx44) | 113.52 | 97% | 2020-07-03 |
| 4561. | Hussain (alninio) | 113.52 | 99% | 2017-07-08 |
| 4562. | shwegdow (shwegdow) | 113.52 | 98% | 2021-04-03 |
| 4563. | (mq1993) | 113.52 | 94% | 2013-07-19 |
| 4564. | (abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz2) | 113.52 | 98% | 2014-06-27 |
| 4565. | (marydish) | 113.51 | 96% | 2019-07-09 |
| 4566. | Muhammad Hassan (hassanatk) | 113.51 | 99% | 2017-09-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |