The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4371. | the fraud chanman jacks off... | 103.17 | 92% | 2012-10-02 |
| 4372. | Vijay (vijayk) | 103.17 | 97% | 2015-12-07 |
| 4373. | kira (kirap) | 103.16 | 99% | 2014-05-11 |
| 4374. | Kevin (kevsk) | 103.16 | 97.4% | 2023-12-03 |
| 4375. | THE JEWELL (wildhorsesthe2nd) | 103.15 | 99% | 2025-07-28 |
| 4376. | king (kingclem) | 103.15 | 96% | 2024-04-24 |
| 4377. | Benjamin (benjaminsanta) | 103.15 | 99% | 2026-01-02 |
| 4378. | Oren (oren132) | 103.14 | 99% | 2023-11-06 |
| 4379. | Seany (seanta8) | 103.14 | 97% | 2014-01-08 |
| 4380. | Norm (dwagner8) | 103.14 | — | 2010-08-15 |
| 4381. | Eric (erlim2) | 103.13 | 90% | 2011-10-20 |
| 4382. | Bry (trick0850) | 103.13 | 97% | 2016-03-08 |
| 4383. | DeathModer (kido2976) | 103.13 | 97% | 2019-09-02 |
| 4384. | Reed (fourflames) | 103.12 | 98% | 2024-05-22 |
| 4385. | yah-yeet (dingdong768) | 103.12 | 97% | 2021-03-02 |
| 4386. | tstats[inbredturtle] (inbre... | 103.12 | 99% | 2023-04-10 |
| 4387. | bob (thybuilderbob) | 103.11 | 99.2% | 2024-05-04 |
| 4388. | Moonlander (moonlanderslow1) | 103.11 | 98% | 2022-12-17 |
| 4389. | Cythrix (boment) | 103.11 | 96% | 2021-09-21 |
| 4390. | zat (teacup) | 103.11 | 96% | 2015-06-10 |
| 4391. | Daniel (madscience) | 103.10 | 97% | 2015-05-07 |
| 4392. | Tayp (asakapa4569) | 103.08 | 98% | 2024-07-09 |
| 4393. | Jeydin21 (jeydin21) | 103.08 | 98.3% | 2024-10-31 |
| 4394. | Zito (zrelova) | 103.08 | 98.5% | 2024-07-24 |
| 4395. | Tom (i_hate_yext) | 103.08 | 98% | 2020-06-23 |
| 4396. | Mirek (mireknguyen) | 103.08 | 97% | 2025-01-02 |
| 4397. | Speedy (flux2k) | 103.08 | 98.8% | 2024-10-16 |
| 4398. | R (stepbackj) | 103.06 | 98% | 2023-05-24 |
| 4399. | Kanishk Tandel (kanishktandel) | 103.06 | 98.3% | 2023-11-27 |
| 4400. | Nakuj (nakuj) | 103.06 | 98% | 2022-11-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |