The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 36887. | da (utyar) | 56.42 | 99% | 2014-07-10 |
| 36888. | Mingus (mingusrude) | 56.42 | — | 2009-06-11 |
| 36889. | Tobias (mechman) | 56.42 | 90% | 2017-04-13 |
| 36890. | Denis (duke_nuken) | 56.42 | 98% | 2013-02-05 |
| 36891. | fez (fez96) | 56.41 | 96% | 2023-05-12 |
| 36892. | Martyn (husseybear) | 56.41 | 91% | 2016-04-28 |
| 36893. | quaiongen (quaiongen) | 56.41 | — | 2009-02-07 |
| 36894. | tstats[abdulhamit_rauf] (ab... | 56.41 | 94% | 2023-05-26 |
| 36895. | Chester (chesterwah) | 56.41 | 93.8% | 2021-02-19 |
| 36896. | RageCrusader (djokole) | 56.41 | 96% | 2018-08-27 |
| 36897. | Julia (juliaoi) | 56.41 | 93% | 2014-06-25 |
| 36898. | Ahmed (web_master) | 56.41 | — | 2009-11-09 |
| 36899. | James (jugglingking) | 56.41 | — | 2010-10-15 |
| 36900. | Eric (waytoogood) | 56.40 | — | 2010-02-10 |
| 36901. | Drew (grishma17) | 56.40 | 94% | 2018-08-30 |
| 36902. | Eddie (annheilong) | 56.40 | — | 2009-09-08 |
| 36903. | Aileen (tea19941015) | 56.39 | 94% | 2012-10-20 |
| 36904. | Rasesh (rasesh) | 56.39 | 95% | 2022-04-18 |
| 36905. | shekhat (shekharagr) | 56.39 | 98% | 2012-03-21 |
| 36906. | Whoop (dewhoop) | 56.39 | 96% | 2017-03-02 |
| 36907. | Winnie (winnie1568) | 56.39 | 95% | 2016-09-15 |
| 36908. | Zul (maniacz013) | 56.39 | 96% | 2012-09-18 |
| 36909. | baxis (baxis) | 56.39 | 89% | 2012-12-09 |
| 36910. | Rich (undertenpercent) | 56.38 | 97% | 2023-03-04 |
| 36911. | flying (flyingdandelion) | 56.38 | 91% | 2015-07-30 |
| 36912. | BURCU (burcu_akdemir_1989) | 56.38 | — | 2008-12-22 |
| 36913. | jakob (jakemcdake) | 56.37 | 97% | 2018-10-24 |
| 36914. | Omar (spidey21900) | 56.37 | 97% | 2017-09-11 |
| 36915. | debbie (devoura) | 56.37 | 82% | 2011-05-16 |
| 36916. | bizzy (bizzy) | 56.37 | — | 2009-04-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |