Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24504. | Eric (lianeric) | 61.69 | 97% | 2019-12-24 |
| 24505. | Vaeciar (fusionn) | 61.69 | 91% | 2016-04-26 |
| 24506. | Tommie (tommiecat) | 61.68 | 93% | 2016-08-03 |
| 24507. | Wendy (wendys) | 61.68 | 99% | 2016-01-04 |
| 24508. | Egor (stepanovep) | 61.68 | 95% | 2018-11-24 |
| 24509. | jan (raburt) | 61.68 | 97% | 2013-12-03 |
| 24510. | Ash (shadow20001r) | 61.68 | 94% | 2022-07-12 |
| 24511. | Samuel (kyoka_sui) | 61.68 | 96% | 2021-09-08 |
| 24512. | Titus (dsouzatitus) | 61.67 | — | 2010-06-19 |
| 24513. | jonathan (jothan) | 61.67 | — | 2009-07-08 |
| 24514. | Nhi (clown_devil) | 61.67 | — | 2010-03-20 |
| 24515. | NK (waone88) | 61.67 | 95% | 2013-03-27 |
| 24516. | hi:D (sabue) | 61.67 | 94% | 2016-01-13 |
| 24517. | Neil (neil_004) | 61.67 | 94% | 2011-06-24 |
| 24518. | Dimitrije (mitapro24) | 61.67 | 94% | 2023-04-18 |
| 24519. | Adam (vincentadam) | 61.67 | 100% | 2021-08-13 |
| 24520. | jimi (jimi) | 61.66 | — | 2009-07-24 |
| 24521. | Tracy (tclancy) | 61.66 | — | 2009-01-28 |
| 24522. | Rhetorik (mad6amer) | 61.66 | 95% | 2014-03-14 |
| 24523. | Jamus (epic_duck) | 61.66 | 89% | 2012-09-16 |
| 24524. | Lewis (lewisisabo) | 61.66 | 93% | 2021-12-14 |
| 24525. | Rahul (rsrahul1000) | 61.66 | 95% | 2021-05-19 |
| 24526. | Michal (buzna) | 61.66 | 99% | 2016-07-30 |
| 24527. | killer (killerz4564) | 61.66 | 96% | 2022-03-14 |
| 24528. | Banin (babrar) | 61.66 | 98% | 2023-06-25 |
| 24529. | Martin Allen (trojanhorse_) | 61.66 | 96% | 2021-09-27 |
| 24530. | Dan (timewarrior) | 61.65 | 94% | 2016-04-27 |
| 24531. | Andreas (satrage) | 61.65 | 95% | 2012-10-19 |
| 24532. | Astrid (acehunter) | 61.65 | 89% | 2015-03-25 |
| 24533. | Shivam (shivam_143) | 61.65 | 98% | 2021-07-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |