I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9785. | Markus (mkh90) | 87.00 | 99% | 2021-08-25 |
| 9786. | Yuma (el_yuma) | 86.99 | 98.4% | 2025-03-14 |
| 9787. | bchillz (bchillz01) | 86.99 | 97% | 2024-05-25 |
| 9788. | josh (jshg) | 86.99 | 94% | 2021-11-09 |
| 9789. | Mohammad (mohammedamarnah) | 86.99 | 96% | 2019-01-18 |
| 9790. | WaffleAbs (waffleabs) | 86.99 | 98% | 2020-11-20 |
| 9791. | khanh (lenguyenkhanh) | 86.99 | 98% | 2020-08-24 |
| 9792. | MrHarry@982 (patronus__982) | 86.98 | 96% | 2025-05-11 |
| 9793. | ElfIv (elfiv) | 86.98 | 98% | 2022-12-01 |
| 9794. | Jakub (lulpastor) | 86.98 | 98% | 2021-03-22 |
| 9795. | mikey (e5mikey) | 86.97 | 97% | 2022-02-07 |
| 9796. | LoveDetroit (fkhambatta) | 86.97 | 98% | 2020-04-06 |
| 9797. | kumari (syld0r) | 86.97 | 96.6% | 2023-09-13 |
| 9798. | :/ (tweezers) | 86.97 | 95% | 2021-01-11 |
| 9799. | Carla (carlatgenardy) | 86.97 | 98% | 2019-09-21 |
| 9800. | Tasvirul (tasvirul) | 86.97 | 98% | 2017-12-26 |
| 9801. | Kevin (klinklang) | 86.96 | 98% | 2025-05-13 |
| 9802. | Jeffery (bobabuddy) | 86.96 | 97% | 2022-11-30 |
| 9803. | philiplol (philiplollll) | 86.96 | 97% | 2022-09-01 |
| 9804. | William (tiqohunt) | 86.96 | 97% | 2021-02-19 |
| 9805. | Sam (tchankmain) | 86.96 | 95.5% | 2021-02-09 |
| 9806. | Siddharth (siddharthkurnal) | 86.96 | 97% | 2018-01-26 |
| 9807. | kieransdeath (kieransdeath) | 86.95 | 94.6% | 2025-03-21 |
| 9808. | levi (leviathan_307) | 86.95 | 96% | 2023-09-05 |
| 9809. | Deacon (nightthemight) | 86.95 | 97% | 2018-01-23 |
| 9810. | Lance (grixxr) | 86.94 | 96% | 2025-02-26 |
| 9811. | FreePalestine (basel_mohamed) | 86.94 | 98% | 2023-09-05 |
| 9812. | ダル (rex_rex) | 86.94 | 96% | 2025-05-04 |
| 9813. | joe (lerler246) | 86.94 | 98% | 2019-10-21 |
| 9814. | Daniel (fodderotter) | 86.93 | 97% | 2020-05-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |