The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11018. | Cat (ardemus) | 98.50 | 100% | 2014-07-13 |
| 11019. | Snake (snake_eyes) | 98.50 | — | 2009-10-27 |
| 11020. | alex (monkey) | 98.50 | — | 2009-04-29 |
| 11021. | Winston (winston2918) | 98.49 | 97% | 2022-08-07 |
| 11022. | Anel (anelbeads) | 98.49 | 98% | 2021-07-30 |
| 11023. | Brennan (sonofathreat) | 98.49 | 98% | 2022-10-23 |
| 11024. | Austin (galactiac) | 98.49 | 98% | 2016-01-18 |
| 11025. | Frodo Baggins (thebagginsfa... | 98.49 | 96% | 2014-12-17 |
| 11026. | Shannon (shannon8605) | 98.49 | 96% | 2011-09-14 |
| 11027. | Aum (aum123) | 98.49 | — | 2010-09-21 |
| 11028. | David (fuzzycheeks) | 98.48 | 95% | 2017-09-18 |
| 11029. | Varun Pratap Singh (malakh6... | 98.48 | 97% | 2021-08-16 |
| 11030. | Ricky (rcheungwtf) | 98.48 | 98% | 2015-02-24 |
| 11031. | Angly (liciti) | 98.48 | 97% | 2011-07-16 |
| 11032. | Mac (ximamagex) | 98.48 | — | 2010-12-17 |
| 11033. | Espen (fictive) | 98.48 | — | 2011-03-17 |
| 11034. | Piglet (xbabytiger) | 98.47 | 98% | 2023-08-05 |
| 11035. | Technoblade Eternal (ahmed_... | 98.47 | 97% | 2022-06-19 |
| 11036. | electric (tazerling01) | 98.47 | 99% | 2022-09-02 |
| 11037. | Jordan (jordansouk) | 98.47 | 94% | 2016-08-02 |
| 11038. | Richard (tbone001) | 98.47 | 98% | 2021-10-08 |
| 11039. | 408 (the_408) | 98.47 | 99% | 2018-07-17 |
| 11040. | Nick (zerotwohero) | 98.47 | 93% | 2013-01-11 |
| 11041. | joris (jorisss) | 98.46 | 98% | 2019-05-26 |
| 11042. | Daniel (albinus) | 98.46 | 91% | 2012-12-19 |
| 11043. | Greg (xpec824) | 98.46 | 98% | 2014-09-12 |
| 11044. | aoki (ice273) | 98.46 | 98% | 2013-07-10 |
| 11045. | PedoVan (gracexleah) | 98.45 | 99% | 2019-11-03 |
| 11046. | Chutiya (chutiya) | 98.45 | 99% | 2015-02-13 |
| 11047. | wayne (nonlimit) | 98.45 | — | 2011-01-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |