Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4158. | Meghan (nutmeg0686) | 102.22 | 97% | 2013-04-10 |
| 4159. | Changwoo (changwoopie) | 102.21 | 97% | 2022-11-16 |
| 4160. | VLOL (vlol) | 102.21 | 97% | 2021-06-07 |
| 4161. | NewsAsFacts.com (ztarven) | 102.21 | 93% | 2012-07-22 |
| 4162. | qxtos (qxtos) | 102.20 | 97% | 2021-09-21 |
| 4163. | Dylan (lck1) | 102.20 | 97% | 2017-10-02 |
| 4164. | Austin (austinsaurus) | 102.19 | 91% | 2013-05-03 |
| 4165. | Elijah (po1aria) | 102.18 | 97% | 2021-06-14 |
| 4166. | sleepie (sleepieeyes) | 102.18 | 97% | 2013-06-15 |
| 4167. | Jason (jwatkins3) | 102.18 | — | 2009-03-17 |
| 4168. | FlashX83 (flashx83) | 102.17 | 98% | 2012-02-02 |
| 4169. | Alex (alexs1024) | 102.17 | 98% | 2019-04-23 |
| 4170. | Dale (uruk003) | 102.17 | — | 2008-10-14 |
| 4171. | ethan (laymanef) | 102.17 | 98% | 2017-04-13 |
| 4172. | Moe (moefaux) | 102.16 | 99% | 2012-01-31 |
| 4173. | Sven (svann) | 102.16 | 97% | 2021-07-08 |
| 4174. | Henry (henryroo) | 102.15 | 92% | 2012-06-28 |
| 4175. | Obble (obble) | 102.15 | 96% | 2014-02-18 |
| 4176. | tbodt (tbodt) | 102.15 | 92% | 2017-03-29 |
| 4177. | Axton (recklessxd) | 102.15 | 99% | 2017-07-03 |
| 4178. | amar (amar_battulga) | 102.14 | 99% | 2017-10-06 |
| 4179. | nonquitvinpho (nonquitrainb... | 102.13 | 97% | 2021-12-22 |
| 4180. | Craig (ferok) | 102.13 | 94% | 2013-07-29 |
| 4181. | Purple (chichaca) | 102.13 | 98% | 2012-10-13 |
| 4182. | Agung (udapalito) | 102.12 | 98.4% | 2023-09-05 |
| 4183. | Prin (prinplup9) | 102.12 | 99% | 2022-12-01 |
| 4184. | Sam (samwheelie) | 102.11 | 94% | 2014-10-03 |
| 4185. | Intayaw (intayawdindagem) | 102.11 | 98% | 2022-12-17 |
| 4186. | David (dlschmitt0911) | 102.11 | 99% | 2013-06-21 |
| 4187. | Douglas (neodhed) | 102.11 | — | 2010-01-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |