Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4277. | (yechidah) | 101.24 | 95% | 2013-11-08 |
| 4278. | (cjprice) | 101.24 | 94% | 2015-02-16 |
| 4279. | (crowbarz) | 101.24 | 98% | 2021-04-29 |
| 4280. | (violaissimmo) | 101.24 | — | 2008-08-29 |
| 4281. | Prasannjeet (misteeque) | 101.24 | 95% | 2014-11-09 |
| 4282. | (noleaving) | 101.23 | 92% | 2011-06-30 |
| 4283. | Qi (whathaha) | 101.23 | 97% | 2022-02-08 |
| 4284. | Abby (kitsbop) | 101.23 | 97% | 2023-09-18 |
| 4285. | Chad (minfiniti) | 101.23 | 93% | 2015-12-29 |
| 4286. | (leonhardeuler) | 101.22 | 94% | 2012-04-28 |
| 4287. | (contramundum) | 101.22 | 89% | 2014-10-31 |
| 4288. | trk (krawler) | 101.22 | 99% | 2012-01-19 |
| 4289. | Jamison (rushjob) | 101.21 | 99% | 2014-04-25 |
| 4290. | Skippy (skippy9) | 101.21 | 98% | 2021-07-25 |
| 4291. | (andregraziano) | 101.20 | — | 2008-10-02 |
| 4292. | (liasokol) | 101.20 | 97% | 2018-10-06 |
| 4293. | (tbbone) | 101.19 | 94% | 2016-09-03 |
| 4294. | adrian (aidsasis) | 101.18 | — | 2010-11-01 |
| 4295. | (prpranav) | 101.18 | — | 2010-11-26 |
| 4296. | (yumdumb) | 101.17 | 96% | 2021-03-09 |
| 4297. | (mcgruffy) | 101.17 | — | 2010-02-23 |
| 4298. | BeigeDaddy (beigedaddy) | 101.16 | 97.9% | 2023-08-06 |
| 4299. | alex (yzyzyzyz) | 101.15 | 98% | 2017-03-12 |
| 4300. | Garrett (rpg405) | 101.15 | 87% | 2012-08-26 |
| 4301. | (matthew_hall2) | 101.15 | 98% | 2021-12-24 |
| 4302. | destinesia (destinesia) | 101.14 | 91% | 2011-08-04 |
| 4303. | TABY! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (pa... | 101.14 | 98% | 2023-05-26 |
| 4304. | (xh192) | 101.13 | 98% | 2013-07-15 |
| 4305. | Ethan (yaboinugget) | 101.13 | 97% | 2021-05-12 |
| 4306. | (tehngion) | 101.13 | — | 2010-03-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |