So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32858. | Bloody (beasty_not_found) | 47.16 | 95% | 2023-04-04 |
| 32859. | Surabhi (surabhishinde) | 47.16 | 93% | 2023-07-28 |
| 32860. | Adnan (adnanli) | 47.16 | 95% | 2019-02-05 |
| 32861. | Ely (touch_typer) | 47.16 | 95.5% | 2021-02-03 |
| 32862. | Jon (learningthedvorak) | 47.16 | 89% | 2011-12-28 |
| 32863. | Akash (akashshewale) | 47.15 | 94% | 2021-06-11 |
| 32864. | IA (_main_) | 47.15 | 95% | 2023-02-15 |
| 32865. | jimmy (zojim) | 47.15 | 95% | 2021-08-29 |
| 32866. | Vishal (vishal261) | 47.15 | 96.6% | 2023-08-02 |
| 32867. | wang (wang223) | 47.15 | — | 2009-11-13 |
| 32868. | Rochelle (rmeiseles) | 47.15 | 98% | 2017-11-09 |
| 32869. | ocorap (ocorap) | 47.15 | — | 2008-10-05 |
| 32870. | keviah (lilmzzkeke99) | 47.14 | 97% | 2013-11-18 |
| 32871. | Tashvik (tashvikb) | 47.14 | 94% | 2023-04-29 |
| 32872. | Maria Sharina Dequit (angel... | 47.14 | 96% | 2012-09-21 |
| 32873. | Li (typelearnerli) | 47.14 | 94% | 2015-04-06 |
| 32874. | M (mksst) | 47.13 | 91% | 2012-03-07 |
| 32875. | clarz (claerchen) | 47.13 | 95% | 2021-07-29 |
| 32876. | melody (melody888) | 47.13 | 93% | 2023-09-02 |
| 32877. | Bei (infiniteemo) | 47.13 | 94% | 2018-06-14 |
| 32878. | Tasreef (tbari) | 47.13 | 93% | 2017-03-29 |
| 32879. | Manish (mackwriter) | 47.13 | 93% | 2015-07-29 |
| 32880. | Amanda (amay) | 47.13 | 92% | 2013-03-24 |
| 32881. | Ramesh (ramesh_007) | 47.12 | 93% | 2022-07-02 |
| 32882. | Wahiro (wahirosianturi) | 47.12 | 85% | 2016-12-06 |
| 32883. | Joely (siwa1297) | 47.12 | — | 2010-03-04 |
| 32884. | kit (kitminh) | 47.12 | — | 2009-09-27 |
| 32885. | john (demoneye123) | 47.11 | 95% | 2014-10-01 |
| 32886. | Vivek (viveklodhi) | 47.11 | 89% | 2015-12-07 |
| 32887. | pear (pearpie) | 47.10 | 94% | 2021-01-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |