The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12901. | Seb (supa) | 83.81 | — | 2009-04-07 |
| 12902. | Sumeet (sumeet_best) | 83.81 | 96% | 2013-04-10 |
| 12903. | SabinShrestha (horrendousre... | 83.81 | 96% | 2012-03-16 |
| 12904. | Rylan (moonraker505) | 83.80 | 97% | 2021-03-04 |
| 12905. | BananaLieutenant (bananalie... | 83.79 | 96% | 2020-10-14 |
| 12906. | firefox freezing (combat_arts) | 83.79 | 96% | 2016-01-17 |
| 12907. | JetroCuber (jetrocuber) | 83.79 | 97% | 2021-03-05 |
| 12908. | sami (sami66) | 83.79 | 96% | 2021-03-01 |
| 12909. | mindgitrwx (mindgitrwx) | 83.79 | 98% | 2019-03-04 |
| 12910. | Sal-Kal (sal_kal) | 83.78 | 97% | 2021-12-13 |
| 12911. | sıןʌɥɹ (s1lvhr) | 83.78 | 97% | 2021-05-14 |
| 12912. | NO ONE (subhroxeon) | 83.78 | 97% | 2021-01-03 |
| 12913. | Joe (grimeson) | 83.78 | 98% | 2012-11-22 |
| 12914. | None (saucy_) | 83.78 | 92% | 2012-03-24 |
| 12915. | Kathleen (guitarkat) | 83.77 | 94% | 2012-10-18 |
| 12916. | ClutchMaster (clutchmaster) | 83.77 | 97% | 2023-08-17 |
| 12917. | Duncan (micro_t) | 83.76 | 98% | 2022-12-14 |
| 12918. | Cdrc (blo5) | 83.76 | 97% | 2021-10-19 |
| 12919. | Luigi (jorge_da_borracha) | 83.76 | 96% | 2021-04-21 |
| 12920. | Colin (butterflyenthusiast) | 83.76 | 97% | 2023-05-06 |
| 12921. | 四百二十 (chapuix) | 83.76 | 97% | 2021-08-31 |
| 12922. | Miloš (br4nk) | 83.76 | 98% | 2022-12-14 |
| 12923. | Augheer (augheer) | 83.76 | 93% | 2016-05-15 |
| 12924. | Mother (tbagger) | 83.76 | — | 2010-06-16 |
| 12925. | chipmunk (tonyboi) | 83.75 | 96% | 2021-12-19 |
| 12926. | Kura (kuraaaa) | 83.75 | 97% | 2021-06-03 |
| 12927. | Shawn (terroar) | 83.75 | 94% | 2016-03-08 |
| 12928. | !RiA! (soddinghostile) | 83.75 | — | 2010-10-13 |
| 12929. | Stephen (kungszehon) | 83.75 | 93% | 2017-01-27 |
| 12930. | Ben (benolson8) | 83.74 | 89% | 2013-12-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |