Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3156. | gEnDeR BLEnDer (devincantype) | 67.82 | 95% | 2018-11-30 |
| 3157. | Sphynx (sphynxy) | 67.82 | 97% | 2019-02-23 |
| 3158. | Scott (1159) | 67.82 | 96% | 2017-11-15 |
| 3159. | Roc (crackroks) | 67.81 | 96% | 2019-04-25 |
| 3160. | Huhuhn (huhuhn) | 67.78 | 97% | 2019-08-09 |
| 3161. | Jay (jay001) | 67.76 | 98% | 2018-01-06 |
| 3162. | Jacob (critias26) | 67.76 | 98% | 2018-10-29 |
| 3163. | Ben_slayah (ben_slayah) | 67.75 | 97% | 2017-09-21 |
| 3164. | Zhen Ou (wazhen) | 67.75 | 98% | 2018-12-19 |
| 3165. | Mike (qb1222090) | 67.74 | 96% | 2018-06-30 |
| 3166. | Windsor (windsory) | 67.74 | 95% | 2019-07-07 |
| 3167. | Wojciech (wojtekhp) | 67.72 | 98% | 2019-04-12 |
| 3168. | Michael (mikenike52899) | 67.72 | 94% | 2019-02-28 |
| 3169. | Alex (coolasian) | 67.70 | 96% | 2018-01-02 |
| 3170. | Moritz (greencocoa) | 67.69 | 96% | 2019-07-28 |
| 3171. | Soroosh (soroosheh10) | 67.69 | 97% | 2019-09-17 |
| 3172. | Tbae (tbae) | 67.67 | 95% | 2018-10-22 |
| 3173. | Cue (cuewitiwat) | 67.64 | 96% | 2021-08-11 |
| 3174. | Lent√es (lemoninapie) | 67.64 | 95% | 2019-09-10 |
| 3175. | Urgency (urgency) | 67.64 | 96% | 2019-05-14 |
| 3176. | A (kerning) | 67.64 | 97% | 2018-08-20 |
| 3177. | æ (ac343) | 67.63 | 95% | 2021-07-28 |
| 3178. | vinh (kapien) | 67.63 | 97% | 2018-10-29 |
| 3179. | discordia (discordia1) | 67.62 | 96% | 2019-02-16 |
| 3180. | Big Flecks (_ndrxw) | 67.61 | 97% | 2017-11-22 |
| 3181. | Vinicius (vinvalerio) | 67.61 | 97% | 2018-10-19 |
| 3182. | Naveen (hithisisnavin) | 67.60 | 96% | 2017-09-28 |
| 3183. | flaaj (flaaj) | 67.59 | 97% | 2021-08-03 |
| 3184. | Vinh (piecharts) | 67.59 | 96% | 2021-08-08 |
| 3185. | Jan (draggonnfs) | 67.57 | 97% | 2018-03-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |