So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18915. | tstats[poffio] (poffio) | 70.08 | 99% | 2011-06-06 |
| 18916. | bhrigu (typer_21) | 70.08 | 94% | 2014-09-15 |
| 18917. | Miya (miyuni) | 70.08 | 96% | 2014-11-18 |
| 18918. | tran vinh quang (boihanoi113) | 70.08 | — | 2011-04-23 |
| 18919. | Careful (careful_) | 70.07 | 96% | 2023-07-16 |
| 18920. | Omar (omarmmali) | 70.07 | 92% | 2015-10-02 |
| 18921. | Hisham (hisham_m) | 70.07 | 96% | 2022-10-05 |
| 18922. | Erfan (erfan_feili) | 70.07 | 96% | 2021-07-01 |
| 18923. | Petko (petko) | 70.07 | 90% | 2017-02-24 |
| 18924. | H (jhudora) | 70.07 | — | 2010-11-15 |
| 18925. | Simon (sifreshz) | 70.07 | 96% | 2014-12-02 |
| 18926. | Avi (_flv) | 70.07 | 96% | 2016-03-06 |
| 18927. | Maiya (maiyah) | 70.06 | 96% | 2021-03-26 |
| 18928. | Dleedirector (dleedirector9... | 70.06 | 98% | 2013-12-11 |
| 18929. | Russell (neoques) | 70.06 | 97% | 2021-03-26 |
| 18930. | Anup (themightysapien) | 70.06 | 94% | 2015-08-02 |
| 18931. | Beibarys (beba23) | 70.05 | 94% | 2022-11-14 |
| 18932. | Geirdriful (geirdriful) | 70.05 | 97% | 2021-09-17 |
| 18933. | Momo (ttreats) | 70.05 | 95% | 2023-04-16 |
| 18934. | thepenguinmonkey (thepengui... | 70.05 | 95% | 2021-07-23 |
| 18935. | taylor (taylor) | 70.05 | — | 2008-08-20 |
| 18936. | Nina (sweetnina) | 70.05 | — | 2008-12-07 |
| 18937. | Rocket (rrocketla) | 70.05 | — | 2010-11-01 |
| 18938. | Rohit (murphy053) | 70.04 | 97.1% | 2023-10-24 |
| 18939. | LaBron (labron2310) | 70.04 | 98% | 2019-04-26 |
| 18940. | rambalaji (rambalaji) | 70.04 | 98% | 2023-02-09 |
| 18941. | 3LeggedSquid (3leggedsquid) | 70.04 | 95% | 2019-02-06 |
| 18942. | spencer (spacejat) | 70.03 | 95% | 2021-09-08 |
| 18943. | Mich (michdaevinci) | 70.03 | 97% | 2023-04-14 |
| 18944. | Lee (a20366joseph) | 70.03 | 99% | 2016-01-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |