Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
—from SPAM: A Biography: The Amazing True Story of America's "Miracle Meat!", a book by Carolyn Wyman
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8981. | CHICO LINGUIÇA (gel4ever) | 98.28 | 98% | 2021-03-04 |
| 8982. | Andrew (yoyee1234) | 98.28 | 97% | 2012-03-09 |
| 8983. | Igor (brezerk) | 98.28 | — | 2010-12-06 |
| 8984. | Sean (sean.geckler@gmail.com) | 98.27 | 93% | 2016-11-01 |
| 8985. | Claudio (tato41) | 98.27 | 98% | 2025-09-24 |
| 8986. | David (tintedrange) | 98.27 | 98% | 2022-09-14 |
| 8987. | B (archnaea) | 98.27 | 98% | 2021-02-22 |
| 8988. | wdronno60 (wdronno60) | 98.26 | 96% | 2018-06-02 |
| 8989. | hafit (streekytyper) | 98.26 | 99% | 2025-11-04 |
| 8990. | Jack (iviagicjack) | 98.26 | 98% | 2023-03-21 |
| 8991. | Simon (sxmxn) | 98.26 | 97% | 2020-09-25 |
| 8992. | yes (yesmaybeno) | 98.26 | 97% | 2026-04-03 |
| 8993. | edmond (415edmond) | 98.26 | 96% | 2018-01-19 |
| 8994. | Declan Beattie (misterpuko) | 98.25 | 99% | 2024-05-09 |
| 8995. | gustaf (guggeo) | 98.25 | 95% | 2013-10-13 |
| 8996. | FeeeelPANPANPANPANPANPANPAN... | 98.25 | 96% | 2012-12-11 |
| 8997. | pastaconfusion (pastaconfus... | 98.24 | 99% | 2025-01-10 |
| 8998. | Nathan (alteriffic) | 98.24 | 98.1% | 2024-06-02 |
| 8999. | jacob (iljain) | 98.24 | 97% | 2022-02-15 |
| 9000. | mati (taux) | 98.24 | 98% | 2021-03-14 |
| 9001. | mintCHILL (mintchill) | 98.23 | 98.2% | 2025-05-15 |
| 9002. | Tango (tangoreborn) | 98.23 | 96% | 2026-04-07 |
| 9003. | dirt (dirtgrub) | 98.23 | 98% | 2021-03-13 |
| 9004. | brackety (brackety) | 98.23 | 98% | 2022-07-11 |
| 9005. | Infer (infernova_122) | 98.23 | 99% | 2024-08-13 |
| 9006. | C (ccc123) | 98.23 | 98% | 2022-04-25 |
| 9007. | Sorin (tur7le0010) | 98.23 | 98% | 2021-04-06 |
| 9008. | Miguel (quevangel) | 98.23 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
| 9009. | iheb1337 (iheb1337) | 98.22 | 96% | 2025-10-16 |
| 9010. | Smallest (smallestpig) | 98.22 | 97% | 2020-12-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 165,395 | 71.55 | August 20, 2009 |
| Instant Death Mode | 143 | 74.73 | April 23, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 16 | 40.34 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 76.93 | January 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 4 | 68.91 | June 8, 2021 |