Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24025. | Vu (thanhbinh_) | 62.42 | 97% | 2012-01-13 |
| 24026. | Udar (sinulescu) | 62.42 | 97% | 2019-10-02 |
| 24027. | David (pasta_whee) | 62.42 | 89% | 2015-06-22 |
| 24028. | Anmol (anmolgup) | 62.42 | 97% | 2021-03-18 |
| 24029. | Hau (hauhauh) | 62.42 | 97% | 2021-10-12 |
| 24030. | Ivan (ivanjoh) | 62.42 | 96% | 2022-05-26 |
| 24031. | Dan (ddj863) | 62.41 | — | 2008-11-16 |
| 24032. | Miwck (miwck) | 62.41 | 97% | 2012-09-21 |
| 24033. | Felix (fgeller) | 62.41 | 96% | 2012-07-12 |
| 24034. | J (greatbjowski) | 62.41 | 96% | 2020-11-03 |
| 24035. | ok (ok_9) | 62.41 | 95.1% | 2021-02-02 |
| 24036. | Olivia (liddleliv) | 62.41 | 98% | 2021-05-08 |
| 24037. | needforSPEED! (hereforspeed) | 62.40 | 95% | 2016-11-22 |
| 24038. | Theo (theoanthony) | 62.40 | 94% | 2021-03-11 |
| 24039. | Bridget (bahns) | 62.40 | 97% | 2022-04-29 |
| 24040. | Keiwan (keiwan) | 62.40 | 94% | 2013-03-14 |
| 24041. | nixnaij (nixnaij) | 62.39 | 98% | 2018-06-22 |
| 24042. | Macsmasher (macsmasher) | 62.39 | 99% | 2014-03-28 |
| 24043. | Adrian (flufbuny) | 62.39 | 98% | 2021-01-21 |
| 24044. | powerofmooogiza (powerofmoo... | 62.39 | 95% | 2020-11-20 |
| 24045. | Garrett (taufa00) | 62.39 | 98% | 2022-11-10 |
| 24046. | brandon (brandrixco) | 62.38 | 97% | 2019-01-21 |
| 24047. | George (snillor999) | 62.38 | — | 2010-06-10 |
| 24048. | Shaylyn (shaylynthepanda) | 62.38 | 96% | 2016-04-07 |
| 24049. | spacegoose (spaceg00se) | 62.38 | 94% | 2019-11-16 |
| 24050. | Matthew (mooncatcher) | 62.38 | 95% | 2021-11-04 |
| 24051. | Rhett (dugzy) | 62.38 | 94% | 2023-04-10 |
| 24052. | Armando (surrogateself) | 62.38 | 98% | 2018-09-03 |
| 24053. | Wilson (starkeyqiu) | 62.38 | 95% | 2022-05-22 |
| 24054. | ║║╳V∃NZ╳║║ (v... | 62.38 | 92% | 2016-03-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |