So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15311. | Carlos (chjunior) | 75.93 | 97% | 2011-10-06 |
| 15312. | Tom (vtw96) | 75.92 | 97% | 2020-06-08 |
| 15313. | TBEFluffy (tbefluffy) | 75.92 | 98% | 2017-12-21 |
| 15314. | Dustin (dustin099) | 75.92 | 95.8% | 2021-02-18 |
| 15315. | Nicholas (nsirlin) | 75.92 | — | 2010-11-10 |
| 15316. | mutbuerger (mutbuerger) | 75.92 | 98% | 2014-10-10 |
| 15317. | Asem (norther) | 75.91 | 97% | 2012-12-30 |
| 15318. | Rasul (rasul07) | 75.91 | 95% | 2022-11-04 |
| 15319. | Geoff (zaplackthunder) | 75.91 | 94% | 2014-04-05 |
| 15320. | mangkaw (mangkaw) | 75.91 | 98% | 2021-11-15 |
| 15321. | lookie (lukeritos) | 75.91 | 96% | 2021-04-28 |
| 15322. | Derek (derekkeiley) | 75.91 | 98% | 2021-08-20 |
| 15323. | Anthony (an1hony) | 75.91 | 97% | 2017-01-01 |
| 15324. | First (chadmaz) | 75.90 | 97% | 2021-01-11 |
| 15325. | Jason (mihribenari) | 75.89 | 96% | 2022-01-25 |
| 15326. | Avinash (avi0308) | 75.89 | 99% | 2023-02-02 |
| 15327. | Damien (taudy) | 75.88 | 91% | 2016-08-06 |
| 15328. | Steve (addictedtoendorphins) | 75.88 | 96% | 2021-02-08 |
| 15329. | msm (mousamlimbu) | 75.88 | 98% | 2023-04-25 |
| 15330. | Logan (infinitey) | 75.88 | 91% | 2013-05-28 |
| 15331. | 粘り (clayjarcm) | 75.88 | 98% | 2018-12-08 |
| 15332. | Naveed Haider Khan (naveedh... | 75.88 | 95% | 2013-09-13 |
| 15333. | Brian (bahlur) | 75.88 | — | 2009-02-11 |
| 15334. | Dan (danomate) | 75.88 | 88% | 2016-09-18 |
| 15335. | lammi (lamie) | 75.88 | 95% | 2015-03-16 |
| 15336. | House V (housev) | 75.88 | 97% | 2015-02-28 |
| 15337. | Rachel (rffree) | 75.87 | 95% | 2019-06-03 |
| 15338. | Victor (kizamui) | 75.87 | 98% | 2022-03-09 |
| 15339. | donald balls (swag_man_unli... | 75.87 | 96% | 2020-06-14 |
| 15340. | oualda (oualda) | 75.87 | 97% | 2022-07-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |