So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34402. | (aulia) | 41.51 | — | 2008-11-24 |
| 34403. | (mujahid69) | 41.50 | 93% | 2022-11-20 |
| 34404. | (pk_gaur) | 41.50 | 97% | 2015-11-13 |
| 34405. | Aljon (fedreek) | 41.49 | 94% | 2021-05-30 |
| 34406. | (ashish14) | 41.49 | 91% | 2013-11-20 |
| 34407. | (gzimeras2003) | 41.49 | 95% | 2018-09-02 |
| 34408. | (hunterx92) | 41.49 | 93% | 2011-07-31 |
| 34409. | Rhea (hebi) | 41.49 | — | 2010-05-14 |
| 34410. | shouchen (shouchen) | 41.48 | 96% | 2014-07-29 |
| 34411. | (janzoman) | 41.48 | 75% | 2016-02-03 |
| 34412. | Custom (custom) | 41.48 | — | 2009-04-29 |
| 34413. | (visi314) | 41.47 | 95% | 2020-06-26 |
| 34414. | (thisguyzfastdude) | 41.47 | 95% | 2020-11-16 |
| 34415. | (userguy10) | 41.47 | 86% | 2016-08-12 |
| 34416. | (whatsgoodboi) | 41.46 | 94% | 2022-10-03 |
| 34417. | (mj_baba) | 41.46 | 92% | 2012-07-26 |
| 34418. | (ravager) | 41.45 | 95% | 2015-10-03 |
| 34419. | (akshaybacklatu) | 41.45 | 94% | 2023-09-11 |
| 34420. | (boda05) | 41.45 | 94% | 2019-12-17 |
| 34421. | AKJO (akjo) | 41.45 | 95% | 2021-07-10 |
| 34422. | (smustopa) | 41.45 | — | 2010-10-12 |
| 34423. | (taty) | 41.45 | — | 2008-12-10 |
| 34424. | (afif5287) | 41.44 | 95% | 2021-09-15 |
| 34425. | (huntsire) | 41.43 | 93% | 2018-09-05 |
| 34426. | (atuhhx) | 41.43 | 94% | 2021-02-18 |
| 34427. | (sussyboi808) | 41.42 | 96% | 2021-12-03 |
| 34428. | (moistbiscuit) | 41.42 | 93% | 2018-04-05 |
| 34429. | (alexozero) | 41.42 | 95% | 2021-01-14 |
| 34430. | (camch77) | 41.42 | 97% | 2012-12-12 |
| 34431. | (henriii) | 41.41 | 95% | 2020-11-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |