Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28913. | youaregarbage (mqrz) | 55.00 | 94% | 2020-06-04 |
| 28914. | Isaac (isaacjohn) | 55.00 | 96% | 2022-05-25 |
| 28915. | lineardevelop (linearquadra... | 55.00 | 95% | 2023-05-25 |
| 28916. | rykuzo (binhsorrow) | 55.00 | 98% | 2021-04-19 |
| 28917. | Andreja (andreja) | 54.99 | 92% | 2011-05-10 |
| 28918. | rifat (rifat) | 54.99 | — | 2009-03-22 |
| 28919. | Aviral (programmer_typist) | 54.99 | 94% | 2021-06-30 |
| 28920. | Mica (paperciip) | 54.99 | 88% | 2012-08-28 |
| 28921. | REV (krevengek) | 54.99 | 98% | 2022-07-04 |
| 28922. | heyitsjshere (heyitsjshere) | 54.99 | 95% | 2021-05-15 |
| 28923. | Brad (brad2024) | 54.99 | 96% | 2021-04-22 |
| 28924. | Jules (julesantoine) | 54.98 | 94% | 2011-05-12 |
| 28925. | Clemens (cleminator) | 54.98 | 97% | 2021-01-03 |
| 28926. | Bob (popegraham) | 54.98 | 91% | 2014-04-09 |
| 28927. | Emon (emonn) | 54.98 | 95% | 2021-10-03 |
| 28928. | Shroomer (shroomteacube) | 54.98 | 97% | 2023-05-07 |
| 28929. | Tatu (tatu) | 54.97 | — | 2008-11-10 |
| 28930. | Balhe (balheazvan) | 54.97 | 93% | 2017-04-07 |
| 28931. | Chester (chesterization) | 54.97 | 96% | 2021-02-11 |
| 28932. | tstats[yam] (yammagar) | 54.97 | 95% | 2021-12-28 |
| 28933. | Bugger (bugsbunnyattorneyat... | 54.97 | 97% | 2019-03-11 |
| 28934. | Fiel (syzygy_) | 54.97 | 97% | 2023-07-04 |
| 28935. | Akash (akashagr) | 54.96 | 92% | 2016-11-10 |
| 28936. | Lary (larylo1025) | 54.96 | 95% | 2019-12-23 |
| 28937. | Gwy (lunazephyrus) | 54.96 | 95% | 2021-01-09 |
| 28938. | dev (evafre) | 54.96 | 96% | 2022-12-28 |
| 28939. | Simon (stellarium) | 54.96 | 94% | 2021-10-22 |
| 28940. | Ian (tromboneian27) | 54.96 | 93% | 2016-07-10 |
| 28941. | Michal (chlorek) | 54.95 | 95% | 2012-01-11 |
| 28942. | Ricardo (tomarctus) | 54.95 | 97% | 2021-03-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |