The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23548. | Dauren (dauren_ktl) | 65.91 | 91% | 2012-12-24 |
| 23549. | (imadh) | 65.90 | 96% | 2023-09-15 |
| 23550. | (ryhanson) | 65.89 | 88% | 2014-09-07 |
| 23551. | (imabhideep) | 65.89 | 96% | 2022-04-14 |
| 23552. | Enormity (enormity_op) | 65.89 | 95% | 2021-11-12 |
| 23553. | (greyele) | 65.89 | 96% | 2021-02-10 |
| 23554. | (jackietwofingers) | 65.89 | 96% | 2021-01-21 |
| 23555. | (burn2nd) | 65.89 | 94% | 2013-04-07 |
| 23556. | (mhret) | 65.89 | 94% | 2014-01-16 |
| 23557. | (ihba) | 65.88 | 95% | 2022-03-23 |
| 23558. | (starcewick1) | 65.87 | 96% | 2020-01-09 |
| 23559. | saeed (saeedhsv) | 65.87 | 95% | 2022-07-12 |
| 23560. | (bobby7564) | 65.87 | 97.1% | 2023-06-07 |
| 23561. | (chemicalchaos291) | 65.87 | 97% | 2021-10-21 |
| 23562. | (pandabot0407) | 65.87 | 97% | 2011-06-13 |
| 23563. | (mr_thriving) | 65.87 | 96% | 2016-03-20 |
| 23564. | (mozotron) | 65.86 | — | 2010-06-17 |
| 23565. | (grandmasterabc) | 65.86 | 95.8% | 2023-09-26 |
| 23566. | (hello_world199) | 65.86 | 94% | 2022-04-28 |
| 23567. | (cthulhuai) | 65.86 | 95% | 2019-06-02 |
| 23568. | (zexceedd) | 65.86 | 98% | 2019-12-17 |
| 23569. | (pvza) | 65.86 | 97% | 2012-05-13 |
| 23570. | (syilithsan) | 65.86 | 95% | 2018-05-08 |
| 23571. | (tatarin) | 65.86 | 96% | 2015-07-31 |
| 23572. | (shakennotstirred) | 65.86 | 96% | 2015-05-31 |
| 23573. | (adamtyper9000) | 65.85 | 96% | 2021-06-10 |
| 23574. | (wheeel) | 65.85 | 96% | 2021-01-05 |
| 23575. | (hifreeo) | 65.85 | 95% | 2013-02-27 |
| 23576. | (fruitsniffer) | 65.85 | 91% | 2015-02-19 |
| 23577. | (jordan_speedy_hands) | 65.84 | 94.4% | 2023-05-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |