So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13381. | (knicknetfan) | 78.80 | — | 2009-02-11 |
| 13382. | (iileeper) | 78.79 | 97% | 2021-10-07 |
| 13383. | Khan (mani_khan) | 78.79 | 96.3% | 2023-05-17 |
| 13384. | FreePalestine (dvorak_on_top) | 78.79 | 98% | 2023-10-06 |
| 13385. | (tenseimaa) | 78.79 | 96% | 2022-01-29 |
| 13386. | (reallilwayne) | 78.79 | 98% | 2021-05-25 |
| 13387. | (bravefrontier) | 78.79 | 92% | 2014-06-11 |
| 13388. | (hockeygirl02) | 78.79 | 94% | 2011-09-13 |
| 13389. | (jernjej) | 78.79 | 97% | 2019-07-26 |
| 13390. | (sketchdesk) | 78.79 | — | 2009-12-17 |
| 13391. | (parthvaghela) | 78.78 | 99% | 2021-12-08 |
| 13392. | Cyanosite (szzsombor1) | 78.78 | 95% | 2021-03-17 |
| 13393. | (axium403) | 78.78 | 92% | 2016-02-28 |
| 13394. | (krbgbrk) | 78.78 | 99% | 2013-08-15 |
| 13395. | (parajenn) | 78.78 | 94% | 2015-03-26 |
| 13396. | (vikasbalodhi) | 78.78 | 98% | 2019-09-24 |
| 13397. | (jkkkkk) | 78.77 | 97% | 2023-05-25 |
| 13398. | (gergo225) | 78.77 | 97% | 2022-05-22 |
| 13399. | (life_festival) | 78.77 | 97.5% | 2023-05-26 |
| 13400. | (thuglife512) | 78.77 | 89% | 2016-07-18 |
| 13401. | (tatarin) | 78.77 | 98% | 2016-05-09 |
| 13402. | (iamahleong) | 78.76 | 92% | 2016-10-31 |
| 13403. | (piet3rr) | 78.76 | 95% | 2020-03-25 |
| 13404. | (glzkfngkwlap) | 78.75 | 95.5% | 2023-10-13 |
| 13405. | (echipbk) | 78.75 | 98% | 2011-06-23 |
| 13406. | (sharmamayank94) | 78.75 | 98% | 2021-10-15 |
| 13407. | (fucboi6969) | 78.75 | 96% | 2019-02-20 |
| 13408. | AllowedUser (slowmanl0l) | 78.75 | 97% | 2021-10-27 |
| 13409. | (clarencedc) | 78.75 | 97% | 2021-01-23 |
| 13410. | (galaxyyyy) | 78.75 | 97% | 2020-05-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |