So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8593. | mrlago (mrlago) | 88.66 | — | 2009-10-06 |
| 8594. | Vivek (viivek) | 88.66 | 97% | 2017-09-26 |
| 8595. | zen (zen181) | 88.65 | 99% | 2022-09-26 |
| 8596. | Nohin (nohin) | 88.65 | 97.5% | 2023-10-09 |
| 8597. | moo (mcgalaxy) | 88.65 | 96% | 2020-10-17 |
| 8598. | Ian (holeyness) | 88.65 | 91% | 2017-05-01 |
| 8599. | MidnightSteph (stevenk01) | 88.64 | 96% | 2022-08-22 |
| 8600. | bear (xx420typeslayer420xx) | 88.64 | 98% | 2019-06-05 |
| 8601. | Mike (mikethompsontech) | 88.63 | 95% | 2015-05-30 |
| 8602. | Eli (elithesped) | 88.62 | 95% | 2022-03-01 |
| 8603. | Macho (johnsonslightbulb) | 88.62 | 97% | 2019-09-24 |
| 8604. | frustratedtyper (frustrated... | 88.62 | 97% | 2021-07-23 |
| 8605. | james (bababouillie) | 88.62 | 98% | 2022-11-30 |
| 8606. | Val (valenre) | 88.62 | 96% | 2021-08-20 |
| 8607. | Refu (omgwhyme) | 88.62 | 94% | 2012-10-27 |
| 8608. | Cat (pliva) | 88.62 | 94% | 2012-09-18 |
| 8609. | Ian (unapparatus) | 88.61 | 97% | 2012-09-13 |
| 8610. | Bryan (bmoney217) | 88.61 | 99% | 2023-08-16 |
| 8611. | Tasvirul (tasvirul) | 88.61 | 99% | 2017-08-16 |
| 8612. | I am the (afghanistan2) | 88.61 | 99% | 2014-07-24 |
| 8613. | Vexors (vexors) | 88.60 | 95% | 2016-05-31 |
| 8614. | Largo (aswad2) | 88.60 | 96% | 2019-06-05 |
| 8615. | JG (killerpiranahs) | 88.60 | — | 2010-11-11 |
| 8616. | Rachel (wtdmnx) | 88.59 | 97% | 2022-01-26 |
| 8617. | Always (alwayslast123) | 88.59 | 98% | 2017-09-13 |
| 8618. | MarxistLeninist (alasma) | 88.59 | 97% | 2016-07-09 |
| 8619. | Kieran (glasses85) | 88.59 | 96% | 2015-03-04 |
| 8620. | Isaiah (reshilimar) | 88.58 | 94% | 2013-03-22 |
| 8621. | Joe (joefromlongisland) | 88.58 | 99% | 2015-09-10 |
| 8622. | Force (forcebuilder) | 88.57 | 96% | 2021-11-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |