The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16506. | Holdmybeer (9599914266) | 79.46 | 98% | 2022-08-07 |
| 16507. | micro (goranb0607) | 79.46 | 97% | 2022-03-11 |
| 16508. | Some (somepractise) | 79.46 | 96% | 2012-10-28 |
| 16509. | Sven von Calculus (marcaroni) | 79.46 | 96% | 2018-04-07 |
| 16510. | Renege√thePlague (reneget... | 79.46 | 96% | 2013-06-08 |
| 16511. | GameBender (anjerbridde) | 79.46 | 89% | 2012-10-30 |
| 16512. | Gabriela Erin (skhaigem) | 79.45 | 98.3% | 2024-06-13 |
| 16513. | Connor (yahoofanboy) | 79.45 | 98.3% | 2024-12-05 |
| 16514. | Ethan (ondoyant) | 79.45 | 97% | 2023-06-12 |
| 16515. | Joe (eoj05) | 79.45 | 96% | 2020-12-16 |
| 16516. | fake (fasterthanc) | 79.45 | 96% | 2015-09-12 |
| 16517. | Megan (megceratops) | 79.44 | 97% | 2022-05-13 |
| 16518. | Poop (burnspeed) | 79.44 | 98% | 2019-02-23 |
| 16519. | Clarence (jeffdaddybezos) | 79.44 | 96% | 2022-04-03 |
| 16520. | mel (madi920) | 79.44 | 96% | 2011-08-07 |
| 16521. | Serena (serenawinchester) | 79.44 | — | 2010-06-20 |
| 16522. | Jon (tastymachine) | 79.43 | 95% | 2026-03-02 |
| 16523. | Sean (elsaaaa) | 79.43 | 98% | 2023-03-06 |
| 16524. | jo (0tac0n_) | 79.43 | 97.8% | 2023-12-11 |
| 16525. | Anthony (anthonyfloresokc) | 79.43 | 96% | 2024-10-05 |
| 16526. | Alain (lennos) | 79.43 | 99% | 2019-02-03 |
| 16527. | JJ (jackpot_j) | 79.42 | 99% | 2025-07-13 |
| 16528. | Quentin (superqmod) | 79.42 | 98% | 2025-07-21 |
| 16529. | Megalonmaniac (megalonmaniac) | 79.42 | 98% | 2025-09-07 |
| 16530. | PMA (huy2272) | 79.42 | 98% | 2022-01-16 |
| 16531. | Alex (xtoposx) | 79.42 | 97% | 2020-06-25 |
| 16532. | Mike (plasmo24) | 79.42 | 97.6% | 2024-11-11 |
| 16533. | Ben (lalbtyd25) | 79.42 | 95.7% | 2025-04-06 |
| 16534. | Jose (ayooooo) | 79.42 | 96.1% | 2021-02-12 |
| 16535. | Big (bautiz) | 79.42 | 95% | 2012-05-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |