And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12084. | Happy (ragtag) | 93.48 | 96% | 2011-05-06 |
| 12085. | ASIAN47 (asian47) | 93.48 | 96% | 2021-11-26 |
| 12086. | Jeannie (jeanjingmic) | 93.48 | — | 2009-11-30 |
| 12087. | Varun Pratap Singh (malakh6... | 93.48 | 98% | 2021-06-27 |
| 12088. | Tristan (bluekidcrazy) | 93.48 | 97% | 2022-04-24 |
| 12089. | Dosloy (dosloy) | 93.47 | 96% | 2020-10-15 |
| 12090. | Granddogger (granddogger) | 93.47 | 98% | 2023-06-15 |
| 12091. | Andrew (rentor) | 93.47 | 95% | 2016-04-07 |
| 12092. | patzer (tip3) | 93.47 | 97% | 2018-09-24 |
| 12093. | Dawid (most) | 93.47 | 98% | 2019-06-30 |
| 12094. | Nikolaj (nik12103) | 93.47 | 93% | 2014-01-16 |
| 12095. | (nikasaur) | 93.46 | 93% | 2012-03-15 |
| 12096. | Sebastian (rosariose19) | 93.46 | 96% | 2021-10-23 |
| 12097. | Patrick (relct) | 93.46 | 91% | 2017-01-29 |
| 12098. | salad (saladthieves) | 93.46 | 97% | 2012-09-04 |
| 12099. | J.R. (hyphenistic) | 93.46 | — | 2010-12-08 |
| 12100. | Alex (taski897) | 93.45 | — | 2010-02-16 |
| 12101. | GriffN (griffn) | 93.45 | 98% | 2012-10-06 |
| 12102. | The Humbler (the_humbler) | 93.45 | 95% | 2013-04-16 |
| 12103. | Vikki (vinka) | 93.45 | — | 2010-12-03 |
| 12104. | Bailey (nob0dy) | 93.45 | 98% | 2021-03-22 |
| 12105. | Snuzz (snuzzen) | 93.44 | 99% | 2013-09-19 |
| 12106. | Janc (psyy1234) | 93.44 | 99% | 2022-10-25 |
| 12107. | (supermonkeydx) | 93.44 | 95% | 2015-01-28 |
| 12108. | Jamil (mohamadjamil03) | 93.43 | 98% | 2018-08-03 |
| 12109. | 🌲Evergreen (sean090) | 93.43 | 97% | 2020-07-16 |
| 12110. | D.A.R.Y.L (daryl23) | 93.43 | — | 2009-09-14 |
| 12111. | v0lkoff (v0lkoff) | 93.43 | 98% | 2020-09-02 |
| 12112. | Ben (lester_616) | 93.42 | 97% | 2023-04-30 |
| 12113. | Keys (disappointed_d) | 93.41 | 97% | 2020-04-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |