The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25639. | St Emma (st_chibita) | 63.01 | 98% | 2023-05-07 |
| 25640. | Sobuj (greensobuj) | 63.01 | 96% | 2023-04-30 |
| 25641. | Val (bdieseldorff) | 63.01 | 97% | 2016-08-02 |
| 25642. | Aditya (adirev) | 63.00 | 96% | 2021-04-08 |
| 25643. | wishur (hnsko) | 63.00 | 97% | 2021-05-03 |
| 25644. | Alex (alkan137) | 63.00 | 95% | 2021-04-07 |
| 25645. | sammy (sammylovesitaly) | 63.00 | 95% | 2021-04-06 |
| 25646. | Mitheelesh (sophomania2803) | 63.00 | 95% | 2020-06-02 |
| 25647. | cruise control (terminator_... | 63.00 | 95% | 2019-06-22 |
| 25648. | John (starfighter) | 63.00 | — | 2009-08-09 |
| 25649. | Alf (jacv_10) | 62.99 | 98% | 2021-12-01 |
| 25650. | Fadzlan (fadzlan) | 62.99 | 92% | 2017-05-29 |
| 25651. | usagi704 (usagi704) | 62.99 | 99% | 2021-11-13 |
| 25652. | Askhat (askhatkbtu) | 62.99 | 89% | 2015-11-09 |
| 25653. | don (dandhi) | 62.99 | 95% | 2021-02-24 |
| 25654. | Balapan (kejardakukaukutang... | 62.99 | 95% | 2012-04-01 |
| 25655. | Myra (xmyrained) | 62.98 | 97% | 2017-08-16 |
| 25656. | Zuck (zuckerburger) | 62.98 | 95% | 2021-01-26 |
| 25657. | Rual (rual09) | 62.98 | 95% | 2015-05-14 |
| 25658. | tonami (taskbearer) | 62.98 | — | 2009-03-29 |
| 25659. | Anstasia Strauss (ana_strau... | 62.97 | 96.5% | 2023-10-24 |
| 25660. | Farhan Sadiq (rhythm1028) | 62.97 | 97% | 2022-05-13 |
| 25661. | Speedy (speedycuberguy) | 62.97 | 96% | 2017-12-10 |
| 25662. | TheIronFalcon (marcusjbush) | 62.97 | 98% | 2023-09-19 |
| 25663. | Marlon (mgr47) | 62.97 | 96% | 2021-11-17 |
| 25664. | jose (joseemanez) | 62.97 | — | 2008-11-13 |
| 25665. | BOOM (boomsixes) | 62.97 | — | 2011-03-29 |
| 25666. | priyansh (itsspriyansh) | 62.96 | 95% | 2022-05-16 |
| 25667. | Doon (doonichan) | 62.96 | 94% | 2021-06-04 |
| 25668. | Trinnawat (trinnawat) | 62.96 | 96% | 2012-05-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |