Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 39243. | Esko (fidelesa) | 30.86 | 86% | 2016-09-09 |
| 39244. | rosemary (rocklekhareturns) | 30.85 | 88% | 2012-02-08 |
| 39245. | Matiss (mazainwastaken) | 30.85 | 91% | 2021-05-05 |
| 39246. | edward (edward101) | 30.84 | — | 2009-06-23 |
| 39247. | Joseph (jhessman214) | 30.84 | 93% | 2016-08-08 |
| 39248. | Faisal (falgh1) | 30.84 | 93% | 2017-08-17 |
| 39249. | Montse (mochee) | 30.84 | 93% | 2016-06-10 |
| 39250. | Undef (julieniscoll) | 30.83 | 95% | 2017-01-12 |
| 39251. | Prateek (ps1991) | 30.83 | 94% | 2022-06-12 |
| 39252. | reza (rezayavari66) | 30.82 | 89% | 2015-08-01 |
| 39253. | lenni (lennihutapea) | 30.82 | 91% | 2016-10-31 |
| 39254. | Me (lemonsplosion) | 30.82 | 97% | 2013-11-25 |
| 39255. | Royals (royals) | 30.81 | — | 2009-06-05 |
| 39256. | Ben (cerzi) | 30.80 | 80% | 2012-01-11 |
| 39257. | leo (leohenry77) | 30.80 | 91% | 2013-08-08 |
| 39258. | Sachin (sadhnasachin) | 30.80 | 95% | 2022-06-02 |
| 39259. | tasjid (tasjid) | 30.79 | 91% | 2012-07-26 |
| 39260. | jitender (jitender3p) | 30.78 | 89% | 2014-01-17 |
| 39261. | Kyriakos (kyriakosk) | 30.78 | 94% | 2021-02-25 |
| 39262. | Rushikesh Dhatinge (rushike... | 30.78 | 95% | 2021-11-02 |
| 39263. | Hasan (alfatah) | 30.76 | 95% | 2012-02-23 |
| 39264. | imz (imzpuntz) | 30.75 | 96% | 2019-08-20 |
| 39265. | Ednaldo (ednaldojor) | 30.74 | 88% | 2012-06-30 |
| 39266. | sha (dusha) | 30.74 | 94% | 2015-08-28 |
| 39267. | Ryan (sebastian4) | 30.73 | 94% | 2013-11-25 |
| 39268. | parvez (parvez1234) | 30.73 | 92.3% | 2023-08-17 |
| 39269. | вася (vasyl145) | 30.73 | 97% | 2023-10-01 |
| 39270. | Ryuzaki (panchanan_18) | 30.73 | 93% | 2022-06-01 |
| 39271. | vansh (vanshseth) | 30.73 | 94% | 2022-01-30 |
| 39272. | Umut (umutbek) | 30.72 | 88% | 2022-03-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |