The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6732. | Ebster (ebsterg) | 96.00 | 96.5% | 2024-10-29 |
| 6733. | Yaosickles (yaosickles) | 95.99 | 96.3% | 2024-02-27 |
| 6734. | The (theuhmm) | 95.99 | 96% | 2023-08-18 |
| 6735. | matty (k3mpx) | 95.99 | 98% | 2024-02-28 |
| 6736. | Tim (iamsmooth) | 95.99 | 96% | 2016-07-10 |
| 6737. | Madi (madi_ingy) | 95.99 | 97% | 2022-06-03 |
| 6738. | Carlos (estevaoima) | 95.99 | 96% | 2017-02-10 |
| 6739. | Lord (evoo_rulez) | 95.98 | 97% | 2023-07-20 |
| 6740. | Luna (eclipsedluna) | 95.98 | 98% | 2022-04-10 |
| 6741. | noobnoob (garblovian) | 95.98 | 98% | 2022-06-19 |
| 6742. | Emilie (svitkona) | 95.98 | 97% | 2012-05-23 |
| 6743. | Miguel (mimigz) | 95.98 | 90% | 2014-06-18 |
| 6744. | takutaku (solana4149) | 95.97 | 96.9% | 2025-01-05 |
| 6745. | Garrett (garrettmyler) | 95.97 | 99.5% | 2024-10-31 |
| 6746. | name (anson001) | 95.97 | 96% | 2021-11-22 |
| 6747. | Jods (jodslife) | 95.97 | 96% | 2013-01-09 |
| 6748. | Wolah (michael_j_g) | 95.96 | 99% | 2026-03-26 |
| 6749. | Andrew (taroth) | 95.96 | 97% | 2015-03-10 |
| 6750. | Venkat (vengh) | 95.95 | 97% | 2025-06-25 |
| 6751. | Ryan (_rhou_) | 95.95 | 96.1% | 2024-08-28 |
| 6752. | Rear (rolotomassi) | 95.95 | 98% | 2021-06-29 |
| 6753. | ted (sayonara999) | 95.95 | 99% | 2019-01-02 |
| 6754. | i cant type (o_o_f) | 95.95 | 97% | 2021-02-06 |
| 6755. | Pointer (slownewbie) | 95.94 | 97% | 2019-06-03 |
| 6756. | Speedies19 (speedies19) | 95.94 | 98% | 2020-04-28 |
| 6757. | Uxna (uxna) | 95.94 | 98% | 2023-03-06 |
| 6758. | fe (ferkoaa) | 95.94 | 97.2% | 2023-06-19 |
| 6759. | kirb (kirb) | 95.94 | 97% | 2013-07-04 |
| 6760. | Nathan (nm177536) | 95.93 | 97% | 2024-07-07 |
| 6761. | James (jmiddleton) | 95.93 | 97.7% | 2024-05-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |