The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15743. | Jonathan (excessivenerve) | 27.20 | 85% | 2016-09-11 |
| 15744. | JInxy (jinxytype) | 27.19 | 95% | 2019-02-05 |
| 15745. | lswi (colmako) | 27.17 | 92% | 2013-11-06 |
| 15746. | Shah (shah1) | 27.13 | 82% | 2016-05-14 |
| 15747. | Shashank (shasha_aka_warrior) | 27.12 | 84% | 2015-09-09 |
| 15748. | Taphatson (teddybiers) | 27.11 | 87% | 2011-09-02 |
| 15749. | Naveen (naveen09) | 27.07 | 92% | 2023-02-09 |
| 15750. | Sunil (polonski) | 27.03 | — | 2009-11-18 |
| 15751. | Devarsh (blackbear_bg) | 27.00 | 95% | 2022-05-20 |
| 15752. | sanskar singh (sanu1928) | 26.97 | 92% | 2023-07-18 |
| 15753. | ^^r.s|yb\_uE (joneslab) | 26.96 | — | 2011-04-02 |
| 15754. | Roberts (prusax) | 26.90 | 94% | 2019-01-03 |
| 15755. | Ali Gohar (goharj) | 26.90 | 95% | 2023-10-06 |
| 15756. | Abdulgafur (abdulgafury) | 26.87 | 93% | 2017-03-07 |
| 15757. | Noob (vong_sak) | 26.84 | 92% | 2021-09-18 |
| 15758. | avp (avp123) | 26.79 | 90% | 2021-02-20 |
| 15759. | Tarikul (tarikul) | 26.77 | 94% | 2019-08-01 |
| 15760. | catch me if you can (mehedi... | 26.72 | 93% | 2023-07-19 |
| 15761. | La (long302) | 26.72 | 92% | 2011-05-19 |
| 15762. | saket kumar (saket134) | 26.70 | 91% | 2023-05-13 |
| 15763. | alden (aldenz0r) | 26.70 | 91% | 2015-01-28 |
| 15764. | Ryan (ryanhaynes01) | 26.70 | 88% | 2015-03-28 |
| 15765. | Lefos (lefost7) | 26.69 | 86% | 2016-10-01 |
| 15766. | papon (papon_) | 26.69 | 86% | 2015-10-16 |
| 15767. | Kat (misery) | 26.67 | — | 2009-12-15 |
| 15768. | Shubham (shubham_27) | 26.64 | 94% | 2023-04-13 |
| 15769. | gogo (night_queen) | 26.55 | 89% | 2022-08-04 |
| 15770. | aaron (naruto2141) | 26.55 | 83% | 2015-01-26 |
| 15771. | Jerome (jerome.mcdonald44@y... | 26.55 | 86% | 2012-08-21 |
| 15772. | Colemakist (ygryps) | 26.53 | 94% | 2023-05-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |