The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11282. | Thusthus (gmdliam) | 86.74 | 98% | 2019-03-25 |
| 11283. | Kiran (kkdatkiran) | 86.74 | 98% | 2023-01-29 |
| 11284. | Blue (blueberkeley) | 86.74 | 97% | 2022-06-09 |
| 11285. | Anika (compass_girl) | 86.74 | 96% | 2020-06-13 |
| 11286. | YellowWizard (dood123) | 86.74 | 95% | 2013-09-13 |
| 11287. | Daniel (daniel629) | 86.73 | 96% | 2019-03-12 |
| 11288. | Stephen (ripefruit) | 86.73 | 93% | 2013-12-11 |
| 11289. | harsh (pastel_snow) | 86.73 | 98% | 2022-09-25 |
| 11290. | Apoorv Singhal (sasuke232) | 86.73 | 96% | 2023-01-20 |
| 11291. | GIGACHAD (coffeeeeee) | 86.73 | 96% | 2021-09-20 |
| 11292. | Anthony (avchen) | 86.73 | 94% | 2015-08-18 |
| 11293. | Alex (dacen) | 86.73 | 97% | 2014-03-09 |
| 11294. | Michael (gigaprincess) | 86.72 | 98% | 2018-03-15 |
| 11295. | Branden (brandendm) | 86.72 | 98% | 2021-07-31 |
| 11296. | Angel (field1) | 86.72 | 93% | 2013-03-12 |
| 11297. | Jack (jr9810) | 86.72 | 97% | 2018-07-01 |
| 11298. | idanmo (idanmo) | 86.71 | 97.9% | 2021-02-28 |
| 11299. | Samuel (bigbadblowfish) | 86.71 | 98% | 2019-09-29 |
| 11300. | Suzanne (tarheelmama) | 86.71 | — | 2008-12-22 |
| 11301. | GustavG (blggg) | 86.71 | 99% | 2016-12-11 |
| 11302. | Mehmed (gigaxel) | 86.70 | 97% | 2021-06-08 |
| 11303. | Tyler (keloflo) | 86.70 | 95% | 2022-10-26 |
| 11304. | Juan (67juanmiguel) | 86.70 | 95% | 2016-11-09 |
| 11305. | Derry (siribackwards) | 86.70 | 97% | 2022-02-02 |
| 11306. | Rico (satoshi444) | 86.70 | 99% | 2019-12-13 |
| 11307. | ceique (yogs) | 86.70 | 91% | 2013-08-14 |
| 11308. | Sir (sirezekiel) | 86.70 | — | 2009-01-25 |
| 11309. | gian (diggee) | 86.70 | 92% | 2015-01-31 |
| 11310. | atoi (atoi) | 86.70 | 98% | 2016-07-13 |
| 11311. | charliewiyu3 (wiyu3) | 86.69 | 97% | 2023-09-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |