The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13054. | first time (toucher420lel) | 83.37 | 98% | 2019-04-26 |
| 13055. | ケニー (schnitzelbr0t) | 83.37 | 98% | 2021-12-04 |
| 13056. | Evan (zelliexhd) | 83.37 | 96% | 2022-01-30 |
| 13057. | jack (jackerdd) | 83.37 | 98% | 2022-01-09 |
| 13058. | Luke (lukedaduke24) | 83.37 | 91% | 2016-01-19 |
| 13059. | Luuk (luukdeman111) | 83.37 | 98% | 2019-07-04 |
| 13060. | mike (slowtype33) | 83.36 | 94.6% | 2023-10-31 |
| 13061. | Snorking (snorkingo) | 83.36 | 98% | 2023-04-15 |
| 13062. | someone (dontshy) | 83.36 | 96.7% | 2023-07-29 |
| 13063. | Holy (dogfobia) | 83.36 | 89% | 2016-03-13 |
| 13064. | Yet (yet1208) | 83.36 | 97.5% | 2023-06-25 |
| 13065. | AimSpy (aimspy) | 83.36 | 98% | 2022-11-15 |
| 13066. | Dont (harhar) | 83.36 | — | 2008-10-31 |
| 13067. | Brandon (bradenpatoni) | 83.36 | 98% | 2020-12-05 |
| 13068. | Wael (wael) | 83.36 | — | 2010-05-14 |
| 13069. | Dr (roman736) | 83.36 | 93% | 2014-01-13 |
| 13070. | mel (merlynmanoj) | 83.35 | 97% | 2022-05-01 |
| 13071. | garry (ganesh1998) | 83.35 | 97% | 2022-01-04 |
| 13072. | Ilja (iljan) | 83.35 | 93% | 2013-10-26 |
| 13073. | Trekkin (tarbor) | 83.35 | 96% | 2016-11-14 |
| 13074. | arkantos (arkantos128) | 83.35 | — | 2011-01-09 |
| 13075. | thebigfloppa (thebigfloppa) | 83.34 | 97% | 2023-04-04 |
| 13076. | Raslan (hipsterbumi) | 83.34 | 97% | 2022-04-13 |
| 13077. | Martin (martyper) | 83.34 | 98.8% | 2021-01-27 |
| 13078. | Ayyyyyy (lmaoooooo) | 83.34 | 96% | 2019-01-15 |
| 13079. | Alan (alansong95) | 83.34 | 94% | 2014-12-14 |
| 13080. | Sean (sporrow) | 83.34 | — | 2008-08-21 |
| 13081. | mo (ceiba) | 83.34 | 100% | 2015-10-11 |
| 13082. | Kevin (iuhnivek) | 83.33 | 97% | 2022-04-18 |
| 13083. | Ted (teagueted) | 83.33 | 96% | 2017-02-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |