Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21080. | Kaylie (kayliezach) | 67.03 | 89% | 2016-01-22 |
| 21081. | Crazy (no1crazy) | 67.03 | — | 2010-06-04 |
| 21082. | BABYDUMP (babydump) | 67.03 | 96.9% | 2023-10-17 |
| 21083. | tstats[kenneth03] (kenneth03) | 67.03 | 98% | 2022-12-15 |
| 21084. | Bingus (antithises) | 67.03 | 95% | 2022-07-31 |
| 21085. | Rino (rino_gitu_loh) | 67.02 | — | 2009-08-27 |
| 21086. | torachiyo (torachiyo_dvorak) | 67.02 | — | 2010-06-23 |
| 21087. | [ISRA]GTSWPM (gtswpm150) | 67.02 | 96% | 2017-06-13 |
| 21088. | jesse (jesdvorak) | 67.02 | — | 2010-11-25 |
| 21089. | PISSPAINTING (pisspainting) | 67.02 | 96% | 2021-03-22 |
| 21090. | Jan (janwalther) | 67.02 | 97.3% | 2023-06-30 |
| 21091. | Brad (bg2500) | 67.01 | 97% | 2013-10-15 |
| 21092. | Wenshan (wenshan) | 67.01 | 95% | 2013-07-22 |
| 21093. | J (brickinasock) | 67.01 | 97% | 2016-03-07 |
| 21094. | paraluman (paraluman) | 67.01 | 97% | 2019-06-10 |
| 21095. | Darius (dpar27) | 67.01 | 98% | 2022-02-28 |
| 21096. | Payam (payamazad) | 67.00 | 96% | 2014-04-16 |
| 21097. | Typosauras Rex (tapping111) | 67.00 | 99% | 2013-09-28 |
| 21098. | mayank (dids6121) | 67.00 | 95% | 2015-02-23 |
| 21099. | sgbiscuits (snailzzy) | 67.00 | 96% | 2021-04-30 |
| 21100. | Tyler (slashrage) | 67.00 | 97.3% | 2023-06-05 |
| 21101. | MechanicalMan (superswampy) | 66.99 | 95% | 2014-01-15 |
| 21102. | Aaren (aarengan) | 66.99 | 94% | 2011-07-25 |
| 21103. | Bob (keepitsimple) | 66.99 | — | 2010-06-30 |
| 21104. | Tuan (tuansp) | 66.99 | — | 2010-04-22 |
| 21105. | Dave (gream) | 66.99 | — | 2008-10-06 |
| 21106. | D (fourdesks) | 66.99 | 97% | 2020-12-26 |
| 21107. | Ivan (c0rn) | 66.99 | 96% | 2021-07-07 |
| 21108. | Sabz (sabx_keedi) | 66.98 | — | 2011-03-10 |
| 21109. | Be aware of cyclists! (irel... | 66.98 | 97% | 2016-07-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |