I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8273. | Corn Philips (cornphilips) | 90.16 | 97% | 2023-03-21 |
| 8274. | Nathan (nnard1616) | 90.16 | 97% | 2023-05-03 |
| 8275. | Erick (erickmenil2017) | 90.15 | 98% | 2020-09-26 |
| 8276. | Bryson (bftt2) | 90.15 | 97% | 2019-09-10 |
| 8277. | aslfdafl (weedeigo) | 90.14 | 100% | 2019-08-31 |
| 8278. | Eastsky712 (eastsky714) | 90.14 | 96.7% | 2024-01-22 |
| 8279. | Gavin (gavinhardison) | 90.14 | 92% | 2017-02-15 |
| 8280. | Omar (omaratri) | 90.14 | 97% | 2022-11-05 |
| 8281. | 043v897s (previouslol) | 90.14 | 94% | 2021-05-06 |
| 8282. | ava (lowmoya_dvorak) | 90.13 | 98% | 2021-08-13 |
| 8283. | Nutalie (frostybeep) | 90.13 | 98% | 2017-09-26 |
| 8284. | iPeanuts (ipeenuts) | 90.12 | 98% | 2020-08-18 |
| 8285. | Lightningbulb (lightningbulb) | 90.11 | 95.3% | 2024-04-29 |
| 8286. | muB (mubmubson) | 90.11 | 95% | 2021-09-21 |
| 8287. | Dannel (cue8chalk) | 90.11 | 98% | 2021-03-16 |
| 8288. | Naija (naija_w) | 90.10 | 99% | 2023-08-14 |
| 8289. | stryx (qwvl) | 90.09 | 97.8% | 2024-05-13 |
| 8290. | adin (tappineapple) | 90.09 | 97.3% | 2025-04-25 |
| 8291. | Alfabetica (alfabetica) | 90.09 | 97.5% | 2023-07-28 |
| 8292. | hey everyone :) (razertypist) | 90.09 | 95% | 2020-09-11 |
| 8293. | Hayley (halo1186) | 90.08 | 96% | 2023-06-05 |
| 8294. | Cheese (you_like_cheese_dog) | 90.08 | 98% | 2021-06-09 |
| 8295. | Sarvesh (shivam98) | 90.08 | 96.9% | 2023-10-21 |
| 8296. | Dan (sirdanofthedirt) | 90.08 | 96.8% | 2024-01-07 |
| 8297. | mire (mire_kr) | 90.08 | 97% | 2022-08-04 |
| 8298. | flames (flames_) | 90.07 | 96% | 2023-08-19 |
| 8299. | Abhishek (abc_cs) | 90.07 | 97% | 2022-01-26 |
| 8300. | Ken (kenooblix) | 90.06 | 98% | 2024-10-09 |
| 8301. | Brayden (braddin123) | 90.06 | 96% | 2021-10-20 |
| 8302. | yemeni (rolantis) | 90.06 | 96% | 2021-05-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |