So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5629. | sammy (sammysosa151) | 96.72 | 97% | 2023-01-29 |
| 5630. | Arie (buenobonsai) | 96.72 | 98% | 2021-10-05 |
| 5631. | typer_trainer (typer_trainer) | 96.72 | 98.3% | 2023-10-02 |
| 5632. | Ed (gdman) | 96.72 | 95% | 2012-05-22 |
| 5633. | Alf Mikael (alf_m) | 96.72 | 92% | 2012-01-31 |
| 5634. | John (johnathanwu) | 96.71 | 92% | 2014-08-05 |
| 5635. | Krishna (cold5r) | 96.71 | 99% | 2019-01-18 |
| 5636. | Truman (aoctwilite) | 96.71 | 94% | 2011-10-19 |
| 5637. | Deen (imfukkengayomegalul) | 96.70 | 98% | 2019-04-04 |
| 5638. | argelfaster (foopoop) | 96.70 | 96% | 2011-06-22 |
| 5639. | endcaps (cadspen) | 96.69 | 96% | 2014-01-15 |
| 5640. | Periwinkle (niknik2121) | 96.69 | 95% | 2017-02-10 |
| 5641. | Charles (themythicalvlad) | 96.69 | 99% | 2023-05-15 |
| 5642. | Taylor (taylorcuber717) | 96.69 | 98% | 2022-02-25 |
| 5643. | zoldyck (mzoldyck) | 96.69 | 93% | 2012-05-05 |
| 5644. | debs (debs) | 96.69 | — | 2009-02-15 |
| 5645. | Joe (tankbox) | 96.68 | 98% | 2017-03-24 |
| 5646. | Will (williamwang) | 96.68 | 99% | 2021-08-18 |
| 5647. | Chris (faithisfear) | 96.67 | 95% | 2013-06-20 |
| 5648. | Appropriate (d0wny) | 96.66 | 97% | 2021-09-14 |
| 5649. | Nick (burgerking316) | 96.65 | — | 2010-01-12 |
| 5650. | Stadics (stadics) | 96.63 | 96% | 2022-03-01 |
| 5651. | Jordan (herktough) | 96.63 | 93% | 2011-10-25 |
| 5652. | SirShrek69 (puffers23) | 96.63 | 98% | 2021-03-14 |
| 5653. | Dan Dan (dtmtcm) | 96.62 | 94% | 2013-01-25 |
| 5654. | Sisi (sisi1028) | 96.62 | — | 2008-12-15 |
| 5655. | Morgan (morganohrvall) | 96.61 | 96% | 2012-10-25 |
| 5656. | I (excelsiate) | 96.61 | 99% | 2017-12-07 |
| 5657. | Toad (toad2six) | 96.60 | 97% | 2022-01-13 |
| 5658. | j (jj_weeb) | 96.60 | 98% | 2022-02-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |