As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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8922. | hola (foocaaat) | 85.99 | 97% | 2023-04-25 |
8923. | Cassidy (cassidyfaith) | 85.99 | 98% | 2021-01-06 |
8924. | Justin (trippy_) | 85.99 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
8925. | ndk100 (ndk100) | 85.99 | 97% | 2016-04-08 |
8926. | Craig (jitterjuicegaming) | 85.99 | 97% | 2018-07-08 |
8927. | carcoon (nopul) | 85.99 | 97% | 2015-04-20 |
8928. | Chain37 (chain37) | 85.98 | 97.8% | 2025-04-05 |
8929. | Eicy (eicymores) | 85.98 | 96.6% | 2023-06-15 |
8930. | Quity (quiltykim) | 85.98 | 98% | 2018-01-28 |
8931. | swcwjy (swcwjy) | 85.97 | 98% | 2022-10-06 |
8932. | SenAlice (gokamiso) | 85.97 | 98.6% | 2024-10-06 |
8933. | Chan (chanulee) | 85.97 | 99% | 2022-12-24 |
8934. | baneboo (baneboo) | 85.97 | 97% | 2023-02-03 |
8935. | Gavin (gavtoaster) | 85.97 | 97% | 2021-05-01 |
8936. | Fanta (fantamelon) | 85.97 | 98% | 2020-11-23 |
8937. | mel (melguerzon) | 85.97 | 98% | 2016-10-13 |
8938. | ah! (tangykumquat) | 85.96 | 97% | 2025-05-15 |
8939. | jacob (iljain) | 85.96 | 93% | 2017-04-23 |
8940. | Mohammed (guitarist999) | 85.95 | 98% | 2024-10-12 |
8941. | AHomieNucleus (galaxxyn1) | 85.95 | 97% | 2021-03-01 |
8942. | flying511 (flying511) | 85.94 | 98% | 2025-03-19 |
8943. | skream² (galil_gaben) | 85.94 | 98% | 2021-11-20 |
8944. | ~ (iateadrum) | 85.94 | 95% | 2017-01-03 |
8945. | Cryztal (cryztalgalaxy) | 85.93 | 98% | 2022-09-01 |
8946. | Jennifer (jinglebingo) | 85.93 | 96% | 2022-06-21 |
8947. | Gabriel (gabrielbutu) | 85.93 | 97% | 2023-05-26 |
8948. | cbaby (cecarbon) | 85.93 | 97% | 2021-10-10 |
8949. | Micha (derpeus) | 85.93 | 97.2% | 2024-02-02 |
8950. | typing is cringe, (saorla) | 85.93 | 97% | 2020-08-24 |
8951. | River (silentriver) | 85.92 | 98% | 2021-04-04 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |