The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14870. | haley (haleym) | 91.16 | — | 2010-01-19 |
| 14871. | Eyeronical (parthtyperacerg... | 91.15 | 96% | 2023-08-29 |
| 14872. | Jon (sidewalk) | 91.15 | — | 2010-08-10 |
| 14873. | Ball (banhammered) | 91.15 | 97% | 2013-04-24 |
| 14874. | Machine Elf (kumi) | 91.15 | 96% | 2011-05-12 |
| 14875. | Hieu (larhral) | 91.14 | 97% | 2021-10-28 |
| 14876. | Hamza (hamzeh97) | 91.14 | 99% | 2021-03-28 |
| 14877. | Sir (sirezekiel) | 91.14 | — | 2010-08-08 |
| 14878. | Naravish (shreddedpaper) | 91.13 | 97% | 2023-07-07 |
| 14879. | Macedonian King (ijittqerr_) | 91.13 | 95% | 2022-01-01 |
| 14880. | FanTomMm (fantom1) | 91.13 | 98% | 2020-01-18 |
| 14881. | Christian (crash1233) | 91.13 | 97% | 2021-05-19 |
| 14882. | f1_racer (f1_racer_car) | 91.13 | 99% | 2020-09-30 |
| 14883. | Augheer (augheer) | 91.13 | 94% | 2016-02-05 |
| 14884. | John (hertelerfeller) | 91.13 | 95% | 2016-08-11 |
| 14885. | Zarius (zarius) | 91.13 | 97% | 2011-12-07 |
| 14886. | Jenna (trishz_me) | 91.12 | 97% | 2021-01-09 |
| 14887. | David (davidrules123) | 91.12 | 94% | 2013-09-18 |
| 14888. | FashionGuy (tanasis) | 91.12 | 98% | 2019-06-29 |
| 14889. | Christopher Urbina (23urbina) | 91.11 | 98% | 2023-05-24 |
| 14890. | sean (afronova) | 91.11 | — | 2009-12-17 |
| 14891. | ninja (ninja_op) | 91.11 | 97% | 2022-09-20 |
| 14892. | Richie (richiehuang) | 91.11 | 96% | 2017-05-09 |
| 14893. | Omri (grinch64) | 91.11 | 98% | 2017-10-10 |
| 14894. | GIMLY98 (gimly98) | 91.10 | 99% | 2019-02-11 |
| 14895. | Samantha (sam7597) | 91.10 | 94% | 2014-10-30 |
| 14896. | Ales (_ales) | 91.10 | 98% | 2020-03-20 |
| 14897. | Clarissa (clarissamaranne) | 91.10 | 97% | 2014-04-22 |
| 14898. | Carlos (nearbywaffle) | 91.10 | 97.1% | 2021-01-29 |
| 14899. | Donee (volts5) | 91.10 | 97% | 2021-02-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |