Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34883. | (bugwan) | 42.91 | 87% | 2012-10-16 |
| 34884. | (veratyr) | 42.90 | — | 2008-11-29 |
| 34885. | physicst (skr90) | 42.90 | 96% | 2015-05-08 |
| 34886. | (shadowspot) | 42.90 | 97% | 2017-07-03 |
| 34887. | (carsonting) | 42.90 | 96% | 2021-08-13 |
| 34888. | (abhijit_4x) | 42.90 | 96% | 2022-04-12 |
| 34889. | (darkk) | 42.89 | — | 2010-05-04 |
| 34890. | (tonzarinas) | 42.89 | 91% | 2011-06-14 |
| 34891. | Domi (superdom303) | 42.89 | 96% | 2011-06-18 |
| 34892. | (rshbhrj23) | 42.89 | 96% | 2014-04-12 |
| 34893. | (likeie) | 42.88 | 92% | 2014-10-28 |
| 34894. | (schattenlink) | 42.88 | 96% | 2012-12-12 |
| 34895. | (neftas) | 42.88 | 96% | 2014-12-30 |
| 34896. | (thunderandfire) | 42.88 | 95% | 2023-07-09 |
| 34897. | (joshuaciel) | 42.88 | 96% | 2023-06-23 |
| 34898. | (msdfanatic) | 42.88 | 94% | 2022-01-29 |
| 34899. | (akashsaxena) | 42.87 | 97% | 2017-03-09 |
| 34900. | (lebanon) | 42.87 | 89% | 2015-02-27 |
| 34901. | (tamim028) | 42.87 | 97% | 2022-03-16 |
| 34902. | (qingfengmuzhu) | 42.85 | 87% | 2015-04-20 |
| 34903. | (sohaib_khan) | 42.85 | 96% | 2018-10-05 |
| 34904. | (supersonics123) | 42.85 | 95% | 2021-10-10 |
| 34905. | (kudakson) | 42.84 | 89% | 2016-07-15 |
| 34906. | (ollu88) | 42.84 | 95% | 2017-09-11 |
| 34907. | (bigkahuna) | 42.84 | — | 2009-10-25 |
| 34908. | (gonzalocl1024) | 42.84 | 97% | 2020-12-11 |
| 34909. | (budhai_) | 42.84 | 95% | 2021-11-05 |
| 34910. | (chienxu) | 42.84 | — | 2010-05-05 |
| 34911. | (alirashidpk) | 42.84 | 90% | 2012-07-31 |
| 34912. | (furyx) | 42.83 | 92% | 2018-10-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |