As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8631. | Acetaminophen (savirbaas) | 87.48 | 98% | 2021-01-14 |
| 8632. | Adam (borasz) | 87.48 | 97% | 2017-02-11 |
| 8633. | AGreenFruit (thederpyavocado) | 87.48 | 97% | 2019-08-08 |
| 8634. | Ning (haining) | 87.47 | 98.2% | 2024-12-10 |
| 8635. | Sarcasm (sarcasmsc) | 87.47 | 98% | 2024-02-14 |
| 8636. | Mayara (marezita) | 87.47 | 99% | 2020-08-18 |
| 8637. | Belden (belden_keren) | 87.47 | 95% | 2022-09-11 |
| 8638. | Eajno (eajno) | 87.47 | 95% | 2015-10-10 |
| 8639. | rongquan (rongquan) | 87.46 | 99% | 2021-10-30 |
| 8640. | Trent (ahurazor) | 87.46 | 99% | 2024-06-05 |
| 8641. | Rachel (rayellen) | 87.46 | 99% | 2022-08-27 |
| 8642. | Airdan (asianfriess) | 87.46 | 96.2% | 2023-11-03 |
| 8643. | Jacob (booyashocka) | 87.46 | 98% | 2023-03-20 |
| 8644. | Maple (maplesyrup789) | 87.46 | 97% | 2022-02-28 |
| 8645. | timtotschlag (timtotschlag) | 87.46 | 99% | 2022-01-08 |
| 8646. | Plebber (plebber_typing) | 87.46 | 98% | 2021-01-23 |
| 8647. | Filip (sodic) | 87.45 | 98% | 2022-05-26 |
| 8648. | albert (csnake) | 87.45 | 94% | 2022-06-13 |
| 8649. | Tuan (hbluu) | 87.45 | 97% | 2021-02-12 |
| 8650. | Minh Tam (tamdrit) | 87.45 | 100% | 2017-07-28 |
| 8651. | seu (fghgk3478) | 87.44 | 97.2% | 2024-10-30 |
| 8652. | Ahmet (imamocrat) | 87.44 | 96.1% | 2023-06-06 |
| 8653. | JomnoiZ (jomnoi) | 87.44 | 96.8% | 2024-06-18 |
| 8654. | Aleksa (zdravce988) | 87.44 | 97% | 2019-05-12 |
| 8655. | Aespar (aespar) | 87.44 | 97% | 2021-09-16 |
| 8656. | Levin (stripedoctor) | 87.44 | 99% | 2018-11-11 |
| 8657. | Jochen (s1mpx) | 87.43 | 94% | 2016-06-14 |
| 8658. | josh (cubuff8) | 87.42 | 96% | 2020-01-09 |
| 8659. | Bailey (nob0dy) | 87.42 | 99% | 2019-01-12 |
| 8660. | Herman (hermantam) | 87.42 | 98% | 2018-06-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |