Before I was famous I had a whole bunch of jobs where all I needed was boots. People would look right past me, or if they did look at me, it was with a mean look. But when I got famous, people would look at me and smile and wonder where they knew me from. If they flat-out recognized me, they'd laugh and dance like they'd won a prize, and I'd just stand there and smile and feel warmth from their love. So the fame made the world, which is a real cold place, a little less cold.
—from Based on a True Story: Not a Memoir, a book by Norm Macdonald
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2004. | Marnexeultra (marnexe) | 115.09 | 98.6% | 2021-02-17 |
| 2005. | (nmessick) | 115.09 | 97% | 2020-05-14 |
| 2006. | Chetan (ch374n) | 115.09 | 98% | 2022-01-21 |
| 2007. | E (ee89) | 115.08 | 98% | 2022-08-01 |
| 2008. | bombstrap. (bombstrap) | 115.06 | 98.8% | 2025-02-01 |
| 2009. | Bob (mrgeeses) | 115.06 | 97.6% | 2024-07-01 |
| 2010. | (keananw) | 115.04 | 97.2% | 2024-09-06 |
| 2011. | (rackoncrack) | 115.04 | 98.4% | 2023-12-22 |
| 2012. | (theonetrueindigo) | 115.04 | 97% | 2021-09-03 |
| 2013. | DudaWamoFexburtze (neelazvi... | 115.01 | 99% | 2024-04-24 |
| 2014. | (angelic_devil) | 115.00 | 98% | 2022-05-04 |
| 2015. | Steven (turtleswagr) | 114.96 | 98% | 2021-03-04 |
| 2016. | (ultimategammer) | 114.96 | 99% | 2022-01-24 |
| 2017. | Stas (tarrterr) | 114.95 | 98% | 2022-03-10 |
| 2018. | captcha at ghosting is geni... | 114.94 | 99% | 2024-06-26 |
| 2019. | Banana (bananawana) | 114.93 | 96.4% | 2025-02-24 |
| 2020. | Maybe Tomorrow (taloszero) | 114.92 | 99% | 2026-05-02 |
| 2021. | (panda_jellyfam) | 114.91 | 99% | 2025-05-16 |
| 2022. | tstats[MonsterTaco] (monste... | 114.91 | 100% | 2022-11-29 |
| 2023. | 5th place (hydruus) | 114.90 | 99% | 2022-06-13 |
| 2024. | Dankey Kang (shabooty) | 114.89 | 98% | 2021-03-26 |
| 2025. | (no_quitting_please) | 114.88 | 99% | 2022-03-08 |
| 2026. | (skymanaditya1) | 114.88 | 99% | 2023-04-06 |
| 2027. | (jywh91) | 114.87 | 98% | 2022-10-21 |
| 2028. | dubs (wxlx) | 114.85 | 97.9% | 2024-01-19 |
| 2029. | Upendi (upendi) | 114.85 | 100% | 2025-06-30 |
| 2030. | (glyph@divmod.com) | 114.85 | 98% | 2025-02-28 |
| 2031. | (itsjusttoki) | 114.82 | 98% | 2025-07-13 |
| 2032. | (pablojoseidk) | 114.82 | 98.7% | 2023-11-27 |
| 2033. | wandering (crusherxf) | 114.82 | 96.4% | 2024-08-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 26,014 | 92.05 | February 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 21 | 105.91 | February 26, 2021 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 73.63 | July 29, 2023 |